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workalcoholicked adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken employment for a calling, and the bar tab for an invoice. workaliked adj. Describing a drinker who runs other people's plans with complete compatibility and no useful output. workampered adj. A drinker who combines modest labour with extended residence beside a portable awning. workampinged (/wɝkˈkæmpɪŋd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that paid employment and sleeping in a field appear mutually supportive. workarounded (/ˈwɜːk.əɹaʊndd/) adj. Drunk enough to devise an ingenious route around the simple problem of getting out of bed. workathonned adj. The condition of a drinker who convenes collaborators, assigns tasks, and achieves one folded napkin. Ethleen became workathonned and appointed three people to locate the missing bottle opener. workationed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes answering one email during a holiday seem like a sabbatical. Oleksandra became workationed and opened her laptop to reserve a table. workawayed adj. The drunkenness of one who has exchanged labour for passage, and is now navigating by optimism. Mandi was workawayed, polishing the bar in hopes of reaching the next village. workbaged adj. Reduced by drink to carrying every implement required for a task nobody has requested. workbasketed adj. Softened by drink into a repository of loose intentions, thread, and one unusable plan. workbenched (/ˈwɝk.bɛnt͡ʃd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a practical surface on which every loose object demands repair. workboarded adj. Loosened by drink into a broad working surface for plans that will not survive breakfast. Vang became workboarded and spread maps, receipts, and peanuts across the table. workboated adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake practical navigation in any object that floats, including a bath mat. workbooked adj. Drunk and recording every answer, correction, and regrettable hypothesis in the margins. workbooted adj. Drunk to the point where each step has the determined weight of industrial footwear. workboxed adj. Drunk enough to contain every necessary instrument, except the judgement to use one.