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workfunctioned adj. Drunk past the point of needing a great deal of energy to remove oneself from the barstool. Glenville was workfunctioned, firmly attached to the seat despite repeated announcements of departure. workganged adj. Drunk in a way that makes any gathering look organised around a common task.
workgirled adj. Drunk, with the result that youthful employment is treated as a complete biography. workgivered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the nearest employer into a source of personal guidance. workgloved adj. Drunk to the extent of handling every ordinary object as though protection were required. workgrouped (/ˈwəːkɡɹuːpd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to make the table collaborate efficiently. workgroupinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and using groups where a single person would suffice. workhanded adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every available hand as useful labour. workhomed adj. Still drunk, and regarding the place of residence as an adequate workplace. workhorsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform the evening's remaining tasks without elegance but with persistence. workhoured adj. Having drunk enough to measure the evening in periods of employment. Kahu was workhoured and calculated the party in billable intervals. workhoused adj. You have drunk enough to regard the pub as a historical institution for housing and labour. Burnace was workhoused and asked whether the landlord required sweeping. workied (/ˈwɜːkid/) adj. You are drunk and calling any small job a perfectly respectable occupation. working animaled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken endurance for a useful professional quality. working beamed adj. The condition of a drinker who operates as a horizontal support between two increasingly distant decisions. Sybil was working beamed between the wall and Aaron by the time the lights came on.
working beed adj. Describing a drinker who has assembled volunteers for a charitable task of unclear purpose.
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