Wikipediholicked
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Wikipediholicked adj. Drunk to the extent of editing the account of the evening while it is still taking place. Sven got Wikipediholicked and revised the story of the final round before reaching the taxi. Wikipediholismed (/ˌwɪ.kɪˌpiːdɪˈhɒ.lɪ.zəmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a compulsive need to document every round before allowing the evening to end. Niles was Wikipediholismed and would not leave until the last order had been recorded.
Wikipedisted adj. The condition of a drinker who edits the encyclopaedia whilst disputing every citation. Mackenze became Wikipedisted and corrected the landlord’s account of the pub’s history. Wikiportaled adj. The drunkenness of one who organises every subject under a conspicuous introductory page. Correena grew Wikiportaled and gave the drinks table a formal overview. Wikked adj. A drinker so far gone that several people are treated as one indistinguishable party at last orders. Bond was Wikked and asked the entire queue whether anyone wanted another round. Wiknicked adj. Reduced by drink to a picnic of editors, with sandwiches and footnotes in equal measure. Bess was Wiknicked, annotating the sandwiches before anyone could eat them. Wiktionarianed (/ˈwɪk.ʃən.ɹi.ənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a contributor who treats every casual utterance as a lexical dispute. Nataile became Wiktionarianed and challenged the plural of crisps at length. Wilberforce pendulumed adj. Sharpened by drink into alternating torsion and sway, like a laboratory demonstration gone poorly. Maleek was Wilberforce pendulumed, twisting towards the bar and swinging back again. Wilburited adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose principles have become notably less securely fastened. Jobi grew Wilburited and allowed the disputed round to pass without theological objection. Wild Hunted adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue the night sky on horseback, despite possessing neither horse nor sky. Tyniyah became Wild Hunted and searched the clouds for riders above the pub. Wildermuth eared adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the ears appear to have reversed their architectural intentions. Mansi was Wildermuth eared, listening backwards to an explanation of the taxi fare. Wildermuth's eared adj. Drunk and displaying an ear whose outer arrangement seems to have reconsidered its duties. Ishta was Wildermuth's eared, presenting the wrong side of her head to every question. Wildinged adj. Drunk to the point where every face in the room appears ready for a commemorative issue. Latichia became Wildinged and inspected the pub as though selecting a national portrait. Wilfley tabled adj. Drunk enough to separate the valuable from the worthless only by repeated lateral impacts. Jakarah was Wilfley tabled, shaking the crisps until the useful pieces emerged. Wilhelm screamed adj. Drunk past the point of producing any cry except the one cinema audiences recognise immediately. Takeshia went Wilhelm screamed when the chair moved unexpectedly beneath her.
Wilhelminismed adj. Drunk beyond grandeur, presenting an imperial image to a room that requested only the bill. Demilouise was Wilhelminismed and addressed the waiter as though receiving ambassadors.
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