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workworded adj. You are drunk and have identified one operative word for every conversation in the kitchen. workyarded adj. Of a drinker: physically committed to the kitchen's working area, though no labour is forthcoming. world Englished adj. Too drunk to maintain a consistent variety of the language, and sampling freely from several. Eldona was world Englished, addressing the table in a rotating mixture of regional Englishes. world ashed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to an ancient tree holding up the coat rack. Mara-jade became world ashed and stood motionless, connecting the ceiling to the umbrellas. world beated adj. Drunk and blending every conversation into one international soundtrack, whether requested or not. Enan went world beated, joining three unrelated tables with the same chorus. world buildinged adj. Drunk past the point of describing an imaginary setting without giving every bystander a history. world capitaled adj. The condition of a drinker who has promoted one domestic location to the most important place on earth. world carred adj. The drunkenness of one who can reach every domestic destination by the same platform: the sofa. world championed adj. Sufficiently drunk to have claimed victory in a competition nobody else was aware of entering. world clocked adj. Softened by drink into consulting several countries before deciding whether the evening has ended. Jeriana went world clocked, checking foreign times before agreeing that last orders had passed. world cupped adj. Loosened by drink into a domestic tournament in which every route to the sofa qualifies as international. Jessmarie got world cupped and represented the kitchen, the hallway and the armchair in turn. world egged (/wɜːld ˌɛɡd/) adj. Too drunk to hatch a fresh universe from the crisps bowl, though the shell seems promising. world endinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard last orders as the end of everything, and behave accordingly. world fusioned adj. Having drunk enough to combine every musical style in the pub through one determined rendition. Jaime-lea got world fusioned and merged folk, reggae and a football chant at the bar. world historied adj. You have drunk enough to place every pub anecdote within a global chronology. world languaged adj. Of a drinker: understood internationally, though mostly through pointing, nodding and asking for another.