world leadered
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world leadered adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself superior to every other customer and the playlist. Huzair became world leadered and proposed a new cabinet drawn from the regulars. world lined adj. Describing a drinker who follows one continuous route from the first pint to the kebab shop.
world literatured adj. Having drunk enough to regard every account of the evening as a text deserving close reading. world mapped (/wɜːld ˈmæpd/) adj. The state of being drunk and certain the pub's route to the toilets requires a cartographer. world modelled adj. The condition of a drinker who forecasts the consequences of every action, usually incorrectly. world musicked adj. The drunkenness of one who converts every traditional air into a pub singalong. world of differenced adj. Reduced by drink to finding an insurmountable gap between yourself and the barstool. world ordered adj. Softened by drink into believing the pub's regulars can restore global stability over chips. world peaced adj. Sharpened by drink into demanding universal understanding during a disagreement about whose round it is. Semaiah got world peaced and sought universal agreement over the disputed last pork scratching. world phoned adj. Loosened by drink into attempting four different calls from the same pocket. Devanie went world phoned and rang the taxi firm, the chippy and her own voicemail. world pictured adj. Emboldened by drink to explain your entire view of life on the back of a beer mat. world policemanned adj. Slowed by drink to intervening in every disagreement, including arguments between unattended bar stools. world powered adj. Drunk and convinced one person's opinion can influence every affair in the public bar. world recorded adj. Drunk enough to claim the evening's best time for reaching the taxi rank. world religioned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing solemn conviction from an urgent belief in another round. Minaal got world religioned and treated the bell for last orders as a sacred announcement.
world riddled adj. Drunk beyond solving why the crisps are on the table, or where the table has gone.
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