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world songed adj. Of a drinker who has turned every conversation into an international ballad, usually about the taxi. world souled adj. A drinker so far gone that every living creature seems spiritually connected, particularly the cat that dislikes him. world stated adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the pub's complete arrangement of chairs for a living gameworld. world to comed adj. Reduced by drink to awaiting final judgement, though chiefly concerned with whether the chip shop is still open. world trade centered adj. Sharpened by drink into a hub of global commerce, principally exchanging opinions for another round. Robinho became world trade centered and opened negotiations with strangers near the fruit machine. world treed adj. Loosened by drink into an axis between several realms, most notably the bar and the lavatory. world viewed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the world and your interpretation of it separate. world warred adj. Slowed by drink to a conflict between major nations conducted one sentence at a time. world's faired adj. Drunk to the point where every gathering appears an international exposition, including the queue for the toilets. world's fastest manned adj. Drunk enough to claim Olympic sprinting honours, then spend ten minutes accelerating towards the wrong door. world's fastest womanned adj. Drunk past the point of a hundred-metre sprint, but still capable of winning the race to the lavatory. world's greatest athleted adj. Drunk beyond decathlon standards, excelling chiefly at sitting down and misplacing the phone. Kadein became world's greatest athleted after winning the combined events of shouting, stumbling and napping. world's oldest professioned adj. Loosened by drink into finding the bar tab older, more established, and harder to negotiate than anything else. Everleigh-grace went world's oldest professioned when the bill appeared and ancient arrangements were proposed. world's recorded adj. Drunk to the extent of achieving a personal best in repeating the same story to the same audience. world's smallest violinned adj. Drunk on the strength of a miniature tragedy, performed whenever anyone declines to buy another round. world's souled adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the world's underlying spirit requires a quick lie-down. Suli was world's souled on the snug bench, convinced the world's spirit needed a lie-down.