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WF'd adj. Drunk beyond forming new words by derivation and composition. Kornelija became WF'd and compounded two ordinary nouns into an unnecessary title. WFA'd adj. Drunk beyond judging movement against anything as straightforward as age. Sarepta went WFA'd and claimed the youngest guest had the senior stride. WFF'd adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a well-formed proposition whose premises remain regrettably uncertain. Evaleigh went WFF'd and constructed a flawless argument for borrowing the landlord's bicycle. WFH'd adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the remainder of the journey remotely, from wherever you fell. Demion was WFH'd by the stairs, sending verbal updates from the third step. WFK'd adj. Still drunk, and following the western branch of the morning's river wherever it happens to lead. Shanil woke WFK'd, tracing a damp route from the front door to the kettle. WFM'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every fluctuation in your voice worth monitoring. Jabeen was WFM'd, and the barman watched her vowels for signs of further weather. WFMS'd adj. Having drunk enough to manage the gathering electronically in theory and inconvenience everyone manually. Supriya became WFMS'd and assigned each guest a code for collecting their coat. WFNA'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a nearly waterless intensity, then applied chiefly to arguing about the bill. Radley was WFNA'd by ten, chemically precise about every penny on the receipt. WFOE'd (/ˈwʊfiːd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a wholly foreign-owned enterprise of balance, speech and unexplained expansion. Vananh was WFOE'd, conducting negotiations with the bannister in fluent fragments. WFS'd adj. Drunk enough to synthesise a complete evening from separate voices, glasses and bits of conversation. Nella went WFS'd and reconstructed the whole night from remarks made near the fruit machine. WFSP'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, and reduced at last to a plain, starchy solution. Krystalin got WFSP'd and spent the journey home requesting something plainly starchy. WFU'd adj. Having drunk more than the available fire-use guidance can reasonably accommodate. Michaline went WFU'd and designated the cigarette machine a controlled burn. WG'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempted step seems to increase bodily mass. Teniqua went WG'd halfway upstairs and required both walls thereafter. WGD'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired duplicate copies of every thought. Jahiyah was WGD'd and told the same story twice, each version retaining its full genome. WGM'd adj. Having drunk more than a grandmaster would recommend before attempting a difficult move. Mitch got WGM'd and sacrificed his phone to the confusion of the table. WGR'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every request for another round becomes a written examination. Thaddius got WGR'd and submitted six pages before admitting he wanted cider.