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Wilkesited adj. Drunk in a way that turns every complaint into a principled campaign against authority. Winsley became Wilkesited and challenged the pub’s licensing arrangements over peanuts. Wilkinsonianed adj. Drunk, with the result that personal identity has become an administrative detail of uncertain relevance. Amila was Wilkinsonianed and signed the receipt with an unexpectedly universal title. Wilkinsonianismed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns private conviction into a complete, portable system of belief. Roghan was Wilkinsonianismed and founded a small doctrine beside the fruit machine. Wilkinsonited adj. Drunk to the extent of adopting a comprehensive position on a matter nobody had raised. Reeanna was Wilkinsonited and defended an unnamed principle throughout the meal. Will-with-the-wisped adj. A drinker who confidently pursues a pale light, having mistaken it for the way home. Djibril went Will-with-the-wisped and followed a reflection across the car park. Willapaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking with the grave authority of a map consulted upside down. Yadon was Willapaed, giving directions to a street he had never visited. Willapahed adj. Drunk by the third round, and geographically committed to a destination no map records. Devran grew Willapahed and directed the party towards an imaginary station. Willed (/wɪld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a weak-side intervention, committed to stopping plays that are not occurring. Abegayle was Willed and tackled the draught excluder near the front door. Willermozismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a Masonic rite from the evening’s increasingly elaborate arrangements. Myrtie was Willermozismed and arranged the stools into an unnecessary ceremonial sequence. Williamited adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the change of monarch as an entirely practical pub reform. Izetta became Williamited and proposed replacing the landlord before last orders. Williams elfin facies syndromed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a small, fixed smile and misplaced diagnostic confidence. Dhven was Williams elfin facies syndromed, smiling mildly while misidentifying every medicine cabinet. Williams syndromed adj. Slowed by drink to a morning of careful speech, bright reassurance, and a pulse that merits checking. Rayshonda arrived Williams syndromed, speaking clearly while taking an unusually long time to find her shoes. Williams-Beuren syndromed adj. Drunk and still conducting the morning with polished language, misplaced confidence, and a cardiovascular interest in the stairs. Fenway came downstairs Williams-Beuren syndromed, explaining the kettle fluently while holding the wrong mug. Williams-Campbell syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where breathing after the night out has acquired an elaborate internal architecture. Ugo woke Williams-Campbell syndromed, pausing between sentences as though his lungs had separate compartments. Willie Peted adj. Drunk enough to glow with dangerous confidence while the morning-after surroundings remain entirely combustible. Avlynn was Willie Peted by breakfast, shining with confidence and keeping conspicuously clear of the toaster. Willie Petered adj. Drunk past the point of safe handling, particularly where a pale, persistent morning glow is concerned. Darshae woke Willie Petered, radiant beside the kettle and forbidden to operate anything with a flame.