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worsted (/wɜːstd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's thoughts lie in long, tangled strands. worsteded (/ˈwʊs.tɪdd/) adj. Too drunk to separate the morning's loose thoughts into anything shorter or more useful. worstnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard this hangover as the worst possible state, without comparison. wort cunninged (/ˈwɜːtˌkʌnɪŋd/) adj. You have drunk enough to diagnose the hangover by plant lore, with limited botanical evidence. wort-cunninged (/ˈwɜːtˌkʌnɪŋd/) adj. You are drunk and applying remembered herbal knowledge to the morning's entirely ordinary ailments. wortcrafted adj. Having drunk more than enough to practise herbal medicine from memory and household guesswork. wortcunninged (/ˈwɜːtˌkʌnɪŋd/) adj. Drunk enough to prescribe herbs for every ailment, including the decision to have another round. worted (/wɜːtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to seek a medicinal plant for every complaint and a complaint for every plant. worthed (/wɜːθd/) adj. Drunk past the point of assigning value sensibly, and offering a premium for the next drink. worthfulnessed adj. Drunk beyond recognising merit anywhere except in the increasingly persuasive prospect of another round. Alazaya became worthfulnessed and praised the empty glass as a contribution to the table. worthied (/ˈwɜːðid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though distinguished company had arrived in your mirror. worthiest of blooded adj. Drunk in a way that appoints you successor to every chair, tab and unfinished argument. Yanelli became worthiest of blooded and inherited the pub's disputed umbrella. worthinessed (/ˈwɜː(ɹ)ðɪnəsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every proposal acquires merit the moment you make it. worthlessnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of declaring every sensible plan useless, then advancing an inferior one. worthlinessed adj. Drunk on the strength of your own importance, which has become visible to everyone but you. Hasika grew worthlinessed and requested an introduction to the pub's most eminent coat. worthwhilenessed (/ˌwɜːθˈwaɪlnəsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still finding each impractical decision worthwhile. Hawdam became worthwhilenessed and defended the midnight purchase of a garden ornament.