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worthymanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying yourself like the eminent person responsible for closing it. worthynessed adj. Drunk to a degree that confers value on each impulse before examining its consequences. Allisyn became worthynessed and treated a missed train as an excellent investment in conversation. wortlored adj. Still drunk, and selecting plants for imaginary ailments with traditional confidence. wortmanninned adj. Too drunk to let ordinary judgement proceed, while inhibiting every sensible decision. wosbirded adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a mild disagreement as grounds for a thoroughly old-fashioned reproach. wosnamed adj. Having drunk more than your vocabulary can accommodate, and substituting a confident placeholder for every name. wosoed adj. Having drunk enough to offer tactical opinions on women's football to people watching something else. wossisnamed adj. You have drunk enough to forget an object's name while remembering precisely where it ought to be. wossited adj. Too drunk to name the thing in front of you, but sufficiently certain that everyone knows which thing it is. Cynethia was wossited on the stairs and asked Karanbir to move the thing beside the other thing. wossnamed adj. You have drunk enough to identify everyone and everything as the thingy you mean. Kyian got wossnamed and asked Tomeka to pass the thingy beside the other thingy. wotacismed adj. Drunk and giving the letter R a brief, unnecessary second career. wotsited adj. Sufficiently drunk to replace nouns with gestures, pauses, and a confident nod towards the correct object. wotted adj. You are drunk and convinced that a hearty stew constitutes a complete answer to every difficulty. wou-woued adj. Of a drinker: agile in theory, unexpectedly arboreal in the execution of simple movements. Kemyatta went wou-woued and crossed the room by three chairs rather than the floor. woubited adj. Drunk enough to wriggle about the pub as though newly emerged and intent on eating the bar snacks. woughed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a wall for a dependable route home. Kaleiyah was woughed, mistaking the pub wall for a dependable route home.