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woundfinned adj. Describing a drinker who slips silently along the edge of the room, scarcely disturbing the surface. woundinged adj. A drinker who inflicts small domestic injuries by leaning, reaching and misjudging distances. woundlessnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every bump is reported as harmless and every bruise denied. woundwooded adj. The state of being drunk and gradually hardening around the night's minor domestic accidents. Tawney became woundwooded beside the sofa, immovable after striking the table. woundworted adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every bruise with household remedies of increasing botanical ambition. Cardae went woundworted and searched the kitchen for something poultice-shaped. wouralied adj. Sharpened by drink into an unexpectedly precise critic of cushions, crockery and kitchen lighting. Makalani was wouralied, delivering precise criticism of cushions and kitchen lighting. wouraried adj. Loosened by drink into a household hazard with no firm attachment to the sofa or its surroundings. Timeca became wouraried and slid gradually from the sofa to the rug. wovened (/ˈwəʊvənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to weave between the kitchen and sofa, carrying water as though on parade. wow factored adj. Having drunk enough to treat the pub's least remarkable feature as a source of amazement and excitement. Sugar got wow factored over the hand-pulled sign above the bar. wow worded adj. Having drunk more than enough to replace ordinary pub talk with vivid alternatives nobody requested. Siyuan wow worded the pub conversation until even asking for the bill became literary. wow-wow sauced adj. You are drunk and spreading yourself liberally over the beef, the gravy and whoever is nearest. wow-wowed (/ˈwaʊwaʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to swing from one conversation to another, noisily and with both hands. wowed (/waʊd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each ordinary household object merits prolonged astonishment. Keontay was wowed by the kettle for several quiet minutes. wownded adj. Drunk by the third round, and astonished anew by the existence of the kitchen tap. Danard stood wownded before the tap, marvelling at its reliable supply. wowserdomed adj. Of a drinker who has entered a moral realm in which every pint is evidence. wowsered (/ˈwaʊzə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: loudly opposed to the very round currently keeping him upright.