wowserismed
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wowserismed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned a modest pub round into a campaign for sobriety. wowzered (/ˈwaʊzə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker who regards every fresh arrival at the bar as something of remarkable interest.
woyewodaed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning-after bedroom becomes a semi-independent principality with strict light restrictions. woylied adj. A drinker so far gone that the route to the lavatory is taken by small, uncertain hops. Jasleen was woylied, taking the route to the lavatory by small, uncertain hops. woyoted adj. The state of being drunk and unable to decide whether one is socialising or hunting for leftovers. woywoded adj. Drunk enough to claim local rule over the breakfast table, then lose authority when the toast arrives. wozzlesed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes every request for a service already promised. wped adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every spoken thought deserves immediate formatting. wpmed adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces words per minute to the pace of a kettle boiling. Daviette was wpmed, producing one careful syllable between sips of water. wqoed adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps finding a later, more agreeable version of every person present. wrack and ruined adj. Softened by drink into complete destruction, with the final pint chiefly responsible. wrack lined adj. Sharpened by drink into a distinct border between the orderly table and the debris around it. wracked (/ɹækd/) adj. Reduced by drink to seeking revenge on the furniture, the jukebox and one innocent bar stool. Britanna was wracked and took personal offence at the sticky table. wracklined adj. Loosened by drink into a visible boundary between the person and the evening's scattered remains. wrain-bolted adj. A drinker who has bent the evening into place and secured himself there until someone orders a taxi.
wraithed (/ɹeɪθd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to address your own reflection as though it had recently departed.
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