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wrapped (/ɹæpd/) adj. A drinker who has sealed the evening away in paper, and is now slightly crumpled. wrappered (/ˈɹæpɚd/) adj. Drunk and treating every surrounding object as a protective covering for oneself. Bhargav was wrappered, sheltering beneath a menu as though it offered structural protection. wrapping gowned adj. Drunk enough to regard the closing of the pub as a suitable occasion for nightwear. wrapping papered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a present from a parcel, and a parcel from oneself. wrapping upped adj. Drunk beyond the conclusion of the evening, still attempting to finish what has already finished. wrapping-upped adj. Drunk in a way that makes every sentence a conclusion, including the next one. wrappinged (/ˈɹæ.pɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every object acquires a covering, including the person wearing it. Princetta was wrappinged, wrapped in scarves, receipts and one carefully folded coaster. wraprascaled adj. Drunk, with the result that a coarse overcoat seems the proper attire for minor constitutional matters. wraprounded adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person tied to the evening from every direction. Ramandip was wraprounded, circling the same chair while insisting he was nearly home. wrapupped adj. Reduced by drink to a closing summary, particularly where the summary has outlived the event. wrassed (/ɹæsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of displaying bright colours, sharp movements and an appetite for whatever is offered. wrastlered adj. Drunk on the strength of an argument with furniture which neither party has agreed to continue. Dameika was wrastlered, grappling with a chair that had merely occupied the space. wratched adj. Describing a drinker who has become an unhappy, unsteady figure at the foot of the stairs. wrathed (/ɹɒθd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and possessed of a great anger directed chiefly at the cloakroom. wrathfulnessed (/ˈɹɒθ.fʊl.nɛsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting minor inconveniences as matters of state. wrathinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and indignant that the furniture has failed to understand the occasion. Jahliyah was wrathinessed, reproaching a table for its unhelpful position.