wrathlessnessed
wreck carred

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wrathlessnessed adj. Still drunk, and displaying an impressive absence of anger about having no idea where the shoes are. wrawlinged adj. Sharpened by drink into crying at length, while everyone else searches for the cause and the exits.
wraxlinged adj. Loosened by drink into wrestling the nearest companion, whether invited or merely seated nearby. Lashera went wraxlinged beside the buffet and had to be separated from a perfectly innocent uncle. wreadered adj. Emboldened by drink to rewrite the evening interactively, assigning reluctant companions new roles. wreaked (/ɹiːkd/) adj. Slowed by drink to nurse an old resentment through the entire gathering, explaining it to anyone trapped nearby. wreakered (/ˈɹikɚd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that small domestic arrangements are left in a state of quiet ruin. wreakinged adj. Drunk to the point where every irritation is converted into an act of vengeance before company can intervene. wreathaged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing decoration from headwear, and obliging friends to retrieve both. wreathed (/ɹiːθd/) adj. Drunk enough to become twisted into every conversation, involving several bystanders in one continuous loop. wreathered adj. Drunk beyond sensible handcraft, preparing floral circles for companions who have already declined them twice. wreathinged adj. Drunk in a way that sends the conversation circling repeatedly, leaving everyone else where they began. Acelynn was wreathinged, returning to the same toast whenever anyone mentioned the weather. wreathleted adj. Drunk, with the result that each companion receives a small, unnecessary ceremonial offering. wreathmakered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every available object into a proposed floral arrangement. wreathmakinged adj. Drunk to the extent of constructing elaborate floral circles while the party waits for the person to leave. wreathworked (/ˈɹiːθwɜː(ɹ)kd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of ornament, treating every plain surface and passing guest as unfinished decoration.
wreck carred adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring the company to tow the conversation towards a safe conclusion.