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writ of prohibitioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to stay all further proceedings in the kitchen until the headache has been heard. writ of righted adj. Having drunk enough to reclaim the rightful ownership of the bed, despite having left it voluntarily.
writ of summonsed adj. Having drunk more than the morning can reasonably summon, including the owner of the missing shoe. writ-roomed adj. You have drunk enough to shelve the morning's written records in a room where no such room exists. writabilitied (/ˌɹaɪtəˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. You are drunk and regarding every surface the morning after as suitable for a permanent record. write blockered adj. Drunk, with the result that nothing gets altered, despite repeated attempts to improve the situation. write headed adj. Drunk to a degree that converts every passing impulse into a permanent announcement. write-ahead logged adj. Drunk on the strength of a plan recorded in detail before any part of it occurs. write-ahead logginged adj. Drunk since last orders, and preserving every proposed amendment before applying any of them. write-backed adj. You are drunk and returning every borrowed opinion to permanent storage as though it were your own. write-downed adj. A drinker who reduces every consequence to a figure small enough to disregard. write-inned adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently appointing yourself to an office nobody offered you. write-offed adj. Still drunk, and treating the evening's expensive consequences as an administrative adjustment. write-only memoried adj. Having drunk enough to record every confident conclusion while recovering none of the reasoning behind it. write-throughed adj. You are drunk and committing every kitchen decision directly to permanent storage, including the burnt toast.
write-upped adj. Having drunk more than enough to produce a formal account of an evening nobody commissioned.
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