writeabilitied
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writeabilitied adj. Of a drinker: the morning's receipts, napkins and hand are all considered equally capable of holding prose. writebacked adj. Of a drinker: recovered from one conversation only to deposit its conclusions in another.
writebehinded adj. Of a drinker who has postponed every sensible thought until it can no longer assist. writeblred adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes a captive audience for readers of a literary journal. writed (/[ɹaɪt]d/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the morning-after account of events for a literary undertaking. writedowned adj. A drinker so far gone that every sensible expectation has been marked down in advance. Bj became writedowned and revised the evening's ambitions to finding one matching shoe. writeed adj. The state of being drunk and addressing every remark to an unwilling recipient. writeoffed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a recoverable decision from one best entered as a loss. Damanveer became writeoffed and bought a second bicycle for the journey home. writeprinted adj. The condition of a drinker who leaves a recognisable trail of identical certainty wherever they write. writer's blocked adj. Drunk by the third round, and unable to begin even the message explaining why you are on the sofa. writer's cramped adj. Drunk by closing time, and holding the water glass as though your hand had forgotten its trade. writercrafted adj. Still drunk, and forming each shopping list letter with the care of a professional hand. writerdomed adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, yet convinced the entire literary world is waiting in the kitchen. writered (/ˈɹaɪ.tə(ɹ)d/) adj. Reduced by drink to an authorial confidence unsupported by either plot or evidence. Margrette went writered and narrated the taxi journey as though it were a memoir. writeressed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a glass of water into a heroine and narrate its difficult journey.
writerlinged adj. Having drunk enough to produce small, fussy notes about the arrangement of cushions.
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