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writing systemed adj. Of a drinker who has developed a private alphabet for ordering another round. Ericmichael became writing systemed and translated the drinks board for the whole bar. writing-desked adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting the punctuation on notes nobody intended to read. Jeanmichael was writing-desked, editing the fridge note with a blunt pencil. writing-papered adj. You are drunk and ruling every scrap of paper as though the evening required correspondence. Jakorey got writing-papered and addressed the landlord on the back of a menu. writinged (/ˈɹaɪtɪŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and leaving symbolic marks where a shopping list ought to be. Michell was writinged and covered the notepad with symbols beside the kettle. writoed adj. Describing a drinker who makes a fresh handwritten error whenever the tab is mentioned. Dalarie went writoed signing the bill and had to start the landlord's name again. writressed adj. A drinker who produces long, intimate prose on the back of a receipt. Duane found Minal writressed, composing an authoress's dedication to the barmaid. writted (/ɹɪtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's ordinary requests acquire the force of court orders. Aliona woke writted and ordered the kettle to cease proceedings immediately. written recorded adj. The condition of a drinker who has documented the evening but cannot locate the document. Vaaris was written recorded, though the account disappeared beneath the beer mats. written statement of employmented adj. The drunkenness of one who has set out the terms of the evening, including holidays and sick leave. Quanterrius arrived written statement of employmented and negotiated pub hours with the landlord. writtennessed adj. You are drunk and committed to the view that what has been said should also exist somewhere in permanent form. Ishe was writtennessed by eleven and had begun recording the evening on a till receipt. writtinged adj. The condition of a drinker who records the old spelling of every household instruction. Ywa was writtinged and labelled the cupboard in a spelling last current centuries ago. wrnted adj. Drunk past the point of spelling out who, precisely, had granted permission. Maudestine was wrnted and approved the karaoke without identifying the approving authority. wrocked (/ɹɑkd/) adj. Softened by drink into costume, chorus, and an earnest song about the barmaid. Naadia went wrocked and performed a ballad about the pub's haunted snug. wroewolfeited adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, metallic certainty about minerals and their proper names. Buell got wroewolfeited and identified copper deposits in the fruit machine. wrong 'unned adj. Emboldened by drink to behave like a pub rogue, chiefly where the coat hooks are concerned. Anyeli went wrong 'unned and borrowed three umbrellas without consulting their owners. wrong crowded adj. Drunk and choosing the least reputable company available, usually by mistaking noise for fellowship. Zoeanne got wrong crowded and joined a quarrel that had ended before she arrived.