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Wilson-Bappu effected adj. Drunk, with the result that every opinion is assigned a brightness and measured against the nearest star. Marianely spent supper ranking everyone's confidence by brightness, thoroughly Wilson-Bappu effected. Wilson-Mikity syndromed adj. Drunk to a degree that breathing, planning, and reaching the door all require considerable assistance. Lashandra was Wilson-Mikity syndromed and treated the coat stand as respiratory equipment. Wilson-Turner syndromed adj. Drunk on the strength of a plan whose scale has increased well beyond the drinker's ability to carry it out. Ishe became Wilson-Turner syndromed and promised to reorganise the entire kitchen before breakfast. Wilsonianismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and intent on resolving every disagreement through openness, principle, and an immediate vote. Klowey got Wilsonianismed and attempted to settle the seating dispute by universal suffrage. Wilsonismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently exporting a solution nobody has requested. Dymple became Wilsonismed and offered to restore peace between two strangers at the bar. Wilsonisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that every room requires a foreign policy. Jazaya was Wilsonisted and negotiated a settlement over who had taken the last chip. Wiltonned (/ˈwɪltənd/) adj. Still drunk, and lying across the room in a dense, expensive pattern that nobody dares disturb. Defonta was Wiltonned across the lounge, making the carpet impossible to inspect. Wiltshire cured adj. Too drunk to distinguish a promising breakfast from meat that has been left in brine overnight. Zailah was Wiltshire cured and salted the porridge before tasting it. Wilusanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint yourself guardian of an ancient city and issue instructions to passing strangers. Dykeria became Wilusanned and directed the neighbours as though defending a forgotten citadel. Wimshurst machined adj. Having drunk enough to generate sparks between every decision and its confidently assembled explanation. Aldora was Wimshurst machined and produced a spark whenever anyone questioned the itinerary. Winchellesed adj. You have drunk enough to narrate private events in clipped phrases, preferably before they happen. Kubrick became Winchellesed and announced Mailee's departure before she had found her coat. Winchellismed adj. You are drunk and coining names for ordinary events, each one expected to enter common usage. Kateria got Winchellismed and named the missing umbrella incident before anyone had searched. Winchester bushelled adj. Of a drinker who has filled the evening to a traditional measure and still believes there is room for more. Iduma became Winchester bushelled and judged the remaining glasses by volume. Winchester disked adj. Describing a drinker who has stored several confident plans, none of which can now be retrieved. Denitta was Winchester disked and searched her phone for the reason she had booked a brass band. Winchester gallonned adj. A drinker who has mistaken a modest quantity for a British unit and ordered accordingly. Deyvion was Winchester gallonned and requested four pints as though measuring a thimble. Winchester measured adj. A drinker so far gone that all quantities are estimated by traditional volume, usually inaccurately. Vernadean was Winchester measured and declared the taxi fare half a bushel.