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wubbered adj. Drunk in a way that replaces several consonants with softer, less serviceable ones. Sherwanda was wubbered and requested another wount of something pale. wubstepped (/ˈwʌbstɛpd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving to a private rhythm which the surrounding company must politely accommodate. Xander was wubstepped before the music changed, dancing beside Bub rather than with anyone. wuchereriasised adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading through the group in a manner that leaves everyone itching to leave. Karanja was wuchereriasised, making Diondre scratch at the conversation and search for the keys. wuderoved (/ˈwʊdɹəʊvd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every word pleasant-smelling and every movement unexpectedly botanical. Maadhav became wuderoved and wandered through the garden, addressing each herb as an old colleague. wudhued adj. Still drunk, and repeatedly washing the wrong parts of himself while companions explain that prayer is not imminent. Dewitt became wudhued in the bathroom, rinsing his forearms while Inette waited outside. wudued (/ˈwuːduːd/) adj. Having drunk enough to wash the wrong household extremities before collapsing beside the sofa. Lameria got wudued and carefully rinsed her hands before forgetting what came next. wued adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary social decisions seem to require consultation with the unseen. Ritch became wued and delivered quiet instructions to the corner before joining the conversation. wuestited adj. The drunkenness of one who has assumed a grey-green cast and the quiet density of iron oxide. Rorik became wuestited and regarded the pub wall with mineralogical approval. wuffed adj. Emboldened by drink to bark at the company as though a domestic animal had granted permission. Eliyana became wuffed and challenged the coat rack to justify its presence. wuffled adj. Sufficiently drunk to greet each new arrival with a gentle sniff, as though introductions required confirmation. Nye became wuffled and investigated every coat before Lashante could introduce its owner. wufflered adj. Having drunk enough to treat the assembled company as a field requiring repeated, mechanical rearrangement. Sky got wufflered and kept shifting chairs while Aarolyn tried to finish her sentence. wuffoed adj. Sharpened by drink into an amateur expert, particularly where no parachute is involved. Naryia became wuffoed and explained freefall technique while remaining seated. wug worded adj. You have drunk enough to speak in convincing-looking words which nobody else recognises. Taciana became wug worded, producing plausible phrases while Andrianna waited for a known noun. wugged (/wʌɡd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can pluralise, leaving companions to supply the missing forms. Emauri was wugged and insisted that one guest constituted several separate acquaintances. wuhanic acided adj. You are drunk and chemically inclined, burdening the company with precise explanations of what the snack contains. Cynnamon got wuhanic acided and explained the oil in the biscuits to Terriss at length. wuhanicked adj. Of a drinker: reduced to an abbreviated explanation of the supper, repeated whenever anyone asks what happened. Shandrica was wuhanicked, giving Aarren the same clipped account of the meal three times.