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wunderkinded (/ˈvʊn.də.kɪndd/) adj. Still drunk, and expecting ordinary achievements to attract scholarly attention. Mariza remained wunderkinded and announced the successful opening of a packet. wunderwaffed adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can classify, and consequently appointing one object a miraculous tactical purpose. Mordy was wunderwaffed and carried a breadstick as though it were a classified device. wungaed adj. The state of being drunk and chemically mysterious about which route leads home. Annice was wungaed when the taxi arrived, unable to say whether the address was medicinal or residential. wunnered adj. You are drunk and finding the coat hook a source of inexhaustible amazement. Janes was wunnered, repeatedly astonished by the coat hook's continued existence. wupatkiited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a dark mineral from the more usual furnishings. Nikos grew wupatkiited and searched the sideboard for traces of cobalt. wuralied adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a substance with a long and troubling history. Kjirsten became wuralied and requested something stronger than the house spirit. wuraried adj. Having drunk enough to regard an obsolete poison as a reasonable topic of conversation. Taknisha grew wuraried and asked whether the bar stocked historical remedies. wurbagooled adj. Having drunk more than a flying fox would sensibly carry. Jemari was wurbagooled and attempted to roost above the coat hooks. wurded adj. Drunk past the point of recognising ordinary words, while continuing to address the company with confidence. Neaven was wurded and asked the barman to interpret the menu for everyone at the table. wurdee majored adj. The state of being drunk and appointing native assistants from among the surrounding company. Marilu became wurdee majored and put the quietest guest in charge of the imaginary cavalry. wurleyed (/ˈwɜːliːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a shelter of leafy branches for a satisfactory residence. Ercell became wurleyed and arranged the garden branches into a modest sleeping place. wurlied (/ˈwɜːliːd/) adj. You are drunk and sheltering beneath whatever leafy arrangement is nearest. Myong was wurlied under the hedge, having declined the available spare room. wurmalled adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a small, persistent need to burrow into the nearest coat. Valora became wurmalled and spent last orders inside somebody else's overcoat. wursted (/wɜːstd/) adj. Of a drinker: compact, seasoned, and best approached with mustard. Myphuong was wursted by supper and accepted mustard without discussion. wurtzilited adj. Of a drinker who has become blackened, insoluble, and no longer improved by discussion. Keyundra was wurtzilited by midnight and resisted every attempt at clarification. wurtzited adj. Describing a drinker who has settled into a dark, sulphurous stillness. Zavery became wurtzited and watched the lager with mineral concentration.