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wuzued (/ˈwuːzuːd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish ceremonial washing from ordinary attempts to recover after the evening. wuzzeered adj. A drinker who has woken convinced that the bedroom is an imperial court awaiting instructions. wwoofed adj. Slowed by drink to volunteering for organic farm work whenever the pub conversation turns rural. Dinalee went wwoofed and offered to weed a Somerset allotment before breakfast. wwoofered adj. Of a drinker who has exchanged coordination for room, board, and a practical lesson in falling safely. wwoofinged adj. Drunk beyond the distinction between barking at people and volunteering on their behalf. Kazuye grew wwoofinged and offered to cultivate the landlord's trousers. wyakinned adj. The state of being drunk and accompanied, in spirit, by an animal that has better balance. wyandotted adj. Drunk by closing time, and still carrying the evening in a rounded, poultry-like state of disarray. wyartited adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned green-black at the edges and lost the uranium-rich certainty of standing. wybutosined adj. The drunkenness of one who has modified the instructions for walking and is now misreading every step. Geogory was wybutosined and translated the staircase into a sequence of wrong footfalls. wych elmed adj. Softened by drink into a northern tree, broad at the base and leaning wherever the staircase permits. wych-elmed adj. Sharpened by drink into a forked trunk, choosing two directions whenever the stairs offer only one. wyched adj. Reduced by drink to a briny spring of speech, rising unexpectedly whenever the stairs become difficult. Winta was wyched halfway upstairs and began issuing salty advice to the carpet. wycheproofited adj. Loosened by drink into a mineral arrangement of limbs, joints, and uncertain angles. wycherted (/ˈwɪtʃətd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of a chalk-and-clay wall, advancing one careful footfall at a time. wydahed adj. A drinker so far gone that a trailing garment has become the principal feature of the evening. wyded adj. Drunk and reduced to two-byte movements, each footfall carrying more information than coordination. Inaam was wyded, confidently reducing the walk home to two-byte movements.