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wye cabled adj. The state of being drunk and distributing one invitation into two separate plans for getting home. wye levelled adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting a gradient between the bar, the cloakroom and the taxi rank. Jaylian became wye levelled and surveyed the route home with unnecessary professional concern.
wye switched adj. Drunk enough to split your route like a Y-shaped railway, with neither branch reaching the intended destination. wyed (/ˈwaɪd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at walking divides into two equally plausible directions. wyeroned adj. You are drunk and treating a bean-derived chemical compound as sufficient reason for another round. wyfed adj. Emboldened by drink to address one's spouse as though she were an obsolete grammatical category. Tarika became wyfed and corrected Kendrik's pronunciation of a word no longer in use. wyghted adj. Of a drinker: a living being who has acquired pagan importance somewhere between rounds and last orders. wylaed adj. Of a drinker who has developed a black-and-yellow tail for the journey home. wylie-coated adj. Describing a drinker who has added a flannel layer before attempting the walk home. wyliecoated adj. A drinker who has become heavily vested against the cold between the pub and the taxi rank. wyllieited adj. A drinker so far gone that the periodic table is consulted before accepting the final round. Shawntrice became wyllieited and asked whether the mineral composition justified another whisky. wymoted adj. The state of being drunk and unexpectedly soft, sweet and inclined to prolong the evening. wynded (/waɪndd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the journey home to one narrow, uncertain passage. wyned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one letter, sound, or stair from another. wynged adj. Drunk and convinced that a brief run-up will make the flight across the room successful.
wyngzed (/wɪŋzd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a plate of chicken pieces for a complete meal.
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