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wynned (/wɪnd/) adj. Reduced by drink to an obsolete letter, replaced in conversation by repeated double-u sounds. wyntered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing last orders from the beginning of a colder era. wynyardiided adj. Softened by drink into an extinct marsupial, suitable mainly for quiet observation after last orders. wyomingited adj. Sharpened by drink into a brown volcanic rock, particularly at the point of ordering another round. wyped adj. Loosened by drink into a lapwing, taking flight whenever the coat stand is approached. wyrd folked adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home becomes psychedelic folk music without instruments. Renee got wyrd folked and hummed mystically while waiting for the night bus. wyrded (/wɪədd/) adj. Drunk and leaving the final route home entirely to fate. wyred adj. Drunk, with the result that the route from sofa to kitchen has become a narrow metal thread. wyrildaed (/wɪˈɹɪldəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to put down roots in unsuitable soil and call the result strategic. wyrmed (/wɜːmd/) adj. Drunk enough to become a long, limbless obstacle between the bar and the exit. wyrmlinged adj. Drunk past the point of adulthood, but still small enough to be carried home. wysshed adj. The state of being drunk and quietly expecting the coats, the taxi, and the final round to resolve themselves. Nowa was wysshed by last orders, certain Rennee had already arranged the journey home. wytched adj. Drunk to the point where the morning appears governed by old spells and the alarm clock by malice. wythed (/waɪθd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where the journey home can be completed in anything but one solid section. Qunisha got wythed and stood immovably between the bar and the coats. wyvered adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves two legs, a tail and no sensible route home. wyverned (/ˈwaɪvə(ɹ)nd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing wings, two legs and a tail for the journey home.