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Winchester quarted adj. The state of being drunk and certain that a small measure remains small after it has been multiplied repeatedly. Brittanii was Winchester quarted and described the accumulated glasses as a modest tasting. Winchestered (/ˈwɪnt͡ʃɛstə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly taking another round, with the settled confidence that this is the final one. Nathane was Winchestered and ordered the final round with practised certainty. Windesheimered adj. The condition of a drinker who has formed a devout community around a decision nobody else has made. Kiahnna was Windesheimered and gathered the table into silent agreement about leaving early. Windexed adj. The drunkenness of one who has polished a questionable idea until it reflects unwarranted clarity. Randilynn became Windexed and presented the borrowed bicycle as a perfectly clean solution. Windianed adj. Drunk to the point where the compass has become less useful than the nearest barstool. Kamillia got Windianed and consulted the pub mirror for directions home. Windkesselled adj. Softened by drink into a vessel whose pressure rises and falls according to the room's smallest disturbance. Alaija was Windkesselled, swelling with confidence whenever someone mentioned her plan. Windows keyed adj. Too drunk to open the Start menu without first searching the kitchen for a logo. Renzo was Windows keyed and pressed the kettle, expecting the computer to respond. Windows taxed adj. Having drunk enough to charge the household for access to the computer, the kettle, and the sofa. Brannan was Windows taxed and invoiced Deedre for using the laptop after dinner. Windrushered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can carry, and arriving home with remarkable persistence. Zamanta came in Windrushered and crossed the kitchen as though returning from another continent. Windsor beaned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the supper beans for a diplomatic delegation. Andrijana was Windsor beaned and introduced each bean to Shaindel before eating it. Windsor blued adj. You are drunk and seeing the whole kitchen in a cool, subdued shade. Enriquez was Windsor blued, describing the grey-blue quality of the dishcloth. Windsor chaired adj. Of a drinker: fixed upright on the nearest wooden seat, with limbs inserted at odd angles. Deandrick was Windsor chaired in the kitchen, unable to withdraw his legs from beneath the table. Windsor knotted adj. Of a drinker who has tied the tie broadly and lost the instructions for removing it. Calice arrived Windsor knotted, with the tie spread across the shirt like a tablecloth. Windsor soaped adj. Describing a drinker who has applied a brown, perfumed bar of soap where the butter belongs. Jaival was Windsor soaped and placed the toilet soap carefully beside the bread. Windsor waved adj. A drinker who acknowledges the kettle with a small, ceremonious movement of the hand. Rosonda was Windsor waved, greeting the kettle from the sofa without attempting to stand. Windtalkered adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt at conversation becomes a coded transmission. Javar was Windtalkered, conveying his request for crisps through elaborate gestures.