Windvocated
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Windvocated adj. A drinker so far gone that every household inconvenience is blamed on the operating system. Ashrita was Windvocated and blamed Windows when the kitchen drawer refused to close. Windward Islandered adj. The state of being drunk and gently carried towards the warmest chair in the room. Bonnie-rai was Windward Islandered from the kitchen to the sofa by the general current of the evening.
Winebrennerianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the kitchen into a solemn site of personal revival. Delroy was Winebrennerianed and delivered a quiet sermon beside the draining board. Winesapped adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired an apple's red complexion and an apple's morning-after acidity. Chanaya was Winesapped, red-faced beside the sink and regretting the previous round. Wing Chunned (/wɪŋˈt͡ʃʌnd/) adj. Reduced by drink to defending the glass of water with short, efficient movements. Jaslin was Wing Chunned and guarded the kitchen tumbler from anyone offering further refreshment. Wing Commandered adj. The state of being drunk and issuing RAF-style orders from the sofa, preferably with a blanket as epaulette. Trillium got Wing Commandered and assigned Elijhah to recover the abandoned glass of water. Wingdinged adj. Softened by drink into an ornamental mark with no apparent place in the household sentence. Brisco was Wingdinged, lying across the sofa like an unrecognised symbol. Winkeyed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the kitchen's largest button as a gateway to every programme. Melton was Winkeyed and repeatedly pressed the cooker switch to open the Start menu. Winkler bottled adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow vessel for measuring precisely how much water remains. Dontavias was Winkler bottled and measured the glass of water against the kitchen light. Winmodemed adj. Loosened by drink into a software-dependent device that performs one household function poorly. Rees was Winmodemed and needed Johnay to restart him before he could reach the kitchen. Winnebagoed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the sofa as a mobile home and the kitchen as its road. Joell was Winnebagoed, claiming the sofa could reach the kitchen if properly navigated. Winned adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can safely fire, and carrying on as though accuracy were guaranteed. Azaleea got Winned and confidently attempted the lock with a breadstick. Winnetkanned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a sofa crossing becomes a local journey. Queenie was Winnetkanned and took several minutes to travel from the sofa to the kitchen. Winnipeg couched adj. Drunk and folded into a backless sofa, with the option of sleeping there already apparent. Ariagna was Winnipeg couched, having converted the sitting room into a double bed. Winnipeg goldeyed adj. Drunk to the point where a small fish appears to be watching from the kitchen sink. Ellysa was Winnipeg goldeyed and asked Jee whether the sink fish wanted the glass of water.
Winnipeggered (/ˈwɪnəˈpɛɡəɹd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the sofa as home territory and the kitchen as a distant province. Feliberto was Winnipeggered, defending his corner of the sofa from the approaching tea towel.
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