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Winnipegianed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the kitchen as separate from the room containing the sofa. Sunil was Winnipegianed and searched beneath the sofa for the kitchen tap. Winnipegonianed adj. Of a drinker: familiar with every route home, yet somehow waiting for a bus that stopped running hours ago. Telesha was Winnipegonianed, consulting the closed bus shelter as though it held the evening’s timetable. Winsorisationed adj. Too drunk to leave extreme movements untouched, trimming each wobble into a respectable average. Maariyah was Winsorisationed, discounting the dramatic stumble as an outlying observation. Winsorizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to transform the most alarming moments into statistically ordinary coordination. Trish was Winsorizationed, excluding the staircase incident before describing her balance. Winter Olympianed adj. Of a drinker who has taken the last round as a competitive event, with balance treated as optional. Keyerra went Winter Olympianed across the snug, completing the obstacle course between stools and coats. Winter's barked adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired reddish cheeks, bright eyes and a fragrant certainty that another round is medicinal. Sunset was Winter's barked, glowing at the bar and recommending the same remedy to everyone. Winterfested adj. A drinker who has turned the pub into a seasonal celebration, complete with unplanned music and several unnecessary toasts. Badia became Winterfested after the second cider and declared the fruit machine part of the festivities. Winthrop desked adj. A drinker so far gone that the bar top has become both writing surface and seat of government. Ewart was Winthrop desked, issuing solemn rulings from the corner table over a half-finished pint. Wintonianed adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly attempting the same short journey with renewed confidence. Rovena was Wintonianed, reaching the pub door three times and greeting it afresh each attempt. Wintrolled adj. The condition of a drinker who defends a familiar choice online long after everyone else has gone home. Saije became Wintrolled and spent forty minutes defending an operating system to the empty snug. Wintuaned adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the room into three camps and appointed oneself mediator. Korneliusz was Wintuaned, settling a dispute between two people who were not disputing. Wiradjuried (/wɪˈraːd͡ʒuriːd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of separate opinions, each delivered as though representing the whole party. Kelven was Wiradjuried, answering every question with a different unanimous view of the evening. Wiradjurised adj. Softened by drink into several overlapping assurances that the walk home is perfectly manageable. Bardo was Wiradjurised, offering three mutually incompatible guarantees about reaching the taxi rank. Wirehaired Pointing Griffonned adj. Sharpened by drink into a rough-coated pointer, indicating the crisps with unwavering hunting concentration. Ldarius was Wirehaired Pointing Griffonned, nose forward and fixed upon the last bowl of crisps. Wirehaired Vizslaed adj. Loosened by drink into an affectionate, long-limbed seeker of company and whatever has fallen beneath the table. Yaasmeen was Wirehaired Vizslaed, greeting strangers warmly and investigating beneath every chair. Wirepullered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a local explaining a shortcut which makes the journey longer. Valyn was Wirepullered, taking ten minutes to describe the route to a taxi waiting outside.