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Wirralianed adj. Drunk and divided between two possible directions, both defended as the obvious way home. Zyien was Wirralianed, pointing confidently towards both exits and choosing neither. Wisconsinited adj. A drinker so far gone that the precise boundaries of the evening are no longer agreed upon by any of the parties present. Elainey was Wisconsinited by last orders and could not say with confidence when she had arrived. Wishart distributioned adj. Drunk past the point of having one dimension of thought; every opinion now occupies several. Jorgie-mae was Wishart distributioned, giving the same answer separately to each person at the table. Wishosked adj. Drunk beyond the point where a shared understanding is possible, but still nodding encouragingly. Noalie was Wishosked, agreeing warmly with a conversation conducted entirely by someone else. Wisigothed adj. Drunk to the extent of converting a friendly gathering into a small, historically unnecessary court. Marje went Wisigothed and divided the guests into factions around the drinks table. Wiskott-Aldrich syndromed adj. Drunk in a way that produces a rash of small complaints, poor defences and an urgent need for water. Harlie-rae was Wiskott-Aldrich syndromed, scratching at a minor grievance and requesting water repeatedly. Wistared adj. Drunk, with the result that every remaining task is approached experimentally and with a broad, startled gaze. Cherif was Wistared, investigating the beer mat as though it might advance medical knowledge. WitSecked adj. Drunk, with the result that the last round requires a new identity before it can be discussed. Anaeli got WitSecked and introduced the coat-check ticket as confidential evidence. Witherspoon-excludabled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes sober judgement unavailable for jury service, though enthusiasm for deliberation remains. Antario was Witherspoon-excludabled, volunteering for every decision and understanding none of the evidence. Witnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of bearing solemn testimony that the round was definitely somebody else’s responsibility. Nahje was Witnessed, giving earnest evidence about who had ordered the previous three pints. Witotoed adj. Reduced by drink to a plurality, though still insisting there is only one of you. Chanette was Witotoed and attempted to pay the bill with several identical wallets. Witt grouped adj. Softened by drink into a collection of forms, all equivalent when viewed from the floor. Sandricka was Witt grouped and arranged the coasters according to an invisible geometry. Wittgensteineaned adj. Sharpened by drink into distinctions so exact that the barmaid becomes a philosophical problem. Tshara grew Wittgensteineaned and asked whether the empty glass still possessed a use. Wittgensteineanismed adj. Emboldened by drink to make philosophy from ordinary objects, beginning with the ashtray. Idette became Wittgensteineanismed and declared the ashtray a limit of language. Wittgensteinianed adj. Loosened by drink into the belief that what cannot be said may nevertheless be gestured at with a kebab. Tracine became Wittgensteinianed and pointed silently at the chip shop. Wittgensteinianismed adj. Slowed by drink to a philosophy in which reaching the end of a sentence becomes a major intellectual event. Karionna grew Wittgensteinianismed and paused before every noun as though consulting Vienna.