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Wittig reactioned adj. Drunk and converting every aldehyde of the evening into an alkene, preferably by leaning against it. Estherlene went Wittig reactioned and made an alkene of the decorative bottle display. Wittmaack-Ekbom syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where the legs conduct an independent inquiry beneath the table. Alhassane was Wittmaack-Ekbom syndromed and negotiated with his feet all the way home. Witzelsuchted adj. Drunk enough to offer a pointless anecdote where a simple apology would have sufficed. Jeremmy got Witzelsuchted and explained the history of the misplaced teaspoon. Wiyotted adj. Drunk past the point of being one person in any practical administrative sense. Xuxa became Wiyotted and signed the guest book in several mutually incompatible hands. Wizard of Oz experimented adj. Drunk in a way that makes the bystanders seem autonomous while an unseen hand operates the person. Shacarra was Wizard of Oz experimented, apparently guided towards the taxi by an invisible operator. Wizard of Ozzed adj. Drunk beyond the point of seeming magical, with the ordinary machinery plainly visible. Eloise-mae was Wizard of Ozzed, commanding the room until someone found her missing shoe. Wizzoed adj. Drunk and directing imaginary weapons systems from the corner, with grave attention to the exit. Harinder became Wizzoed and monitored the pub's tactical position from beneath the television. WoL'd adj. The state of being drunk and awakened remotely by a message from someone in the next room. Jaxan was WoL'd by a text requesting the empty glasses from the sitting room. WoWered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the route to the lavatory into a campaign of considerable duration. Aleki became WoWered and marked the corridor with two abandoned pints. WoaT'd adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the evening's worst decision is still being actively improved. Dimitriy went WoaT'd and appealed a parking ticket he had not received. Woated adj. Drunk beyond any sensible ranking system, yet certain this is your finest performance. Genivive became Woated and gave a triumphant review of the fire exit. Wobbed adj. Drunk to the extent of wobbling with the solemnity of a labour dispute. Mariaalejandra was Wobbed and addressed the landlord as though negotiating a contract. Wobblied (/ˈwɒb(ə)lid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of conviction, solidarity, and one unsteady journey to the smoking area. Elyes was Wobblied and demanded fair treatment for everyone waiting at the bar. Wocked adj. Drunk by the third round, and reclining as though the evening had acquired medicinal properties. Lamier was Wocked and prescribed himself a second kebab for reasons not recorded. Wodaabed adj. Drunk by closing time, and pastoral in the sense of gathering every stray glass into one fold. Karthik became Wodaabed and herded the abandoned pints towards his corner. Wodenismed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every passing sound as an instruction from somewhere above. Casey-joe became Wodenismed and paused on the landing whenever the pipes made a noise.