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Wodenisted adj. Still drunk, and consulting the ceiling for guidance before undertaking the journey downstairs. Kingisaiah was Wodenisted and sought counsel from the light fitting before ordering chips. Wohl-Ziegler reactioned adj. Too drunk to distinguish allylic bromination from the ordinary business of losing a sleeve in a doorway. Chard was Wohl-Ziegler reactioned and brominated his coat on the way through the hedge. Woizerited adj. Sufficiently drunk to address every unmarried woman in the room as though issuing formal correspondence. Lastat became Woizerited and sent a ceremonial nod to the woman beside the jukebox. Woizeroed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the nearest married woman as a dignitary, including the lady on the television. Kierstyn was Woizeroed and offered the newsreader a seat at the table. Wojaked (/ˈwoʊ.d͡ʒækd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to become a melancholy sketch of a person, chiefly beside the vending machine. Anglee was Wojaked and stared mournfully at the crisps without selecting any. Wokeratied adj. You have drunk enough to assemble the pub's social-justice activists in your own conversation. Edmund got Wokeratied and convened the smokers outside for an impromptu discussion. Wolaitanned adj. Drunk to the point where every surrounding conversation becomes a private matter requiring your solemn attention. Renat got Wolaitanned and joined three conversations without being invited to any of them. Wolcott-Rallison syndromed adj. Drunk past the point of being trusted with stairs, glasses, or the explanation of what happened. Kaeveon became Wolcott-Rallison syndromed and required Caeser to negotiate the staircase. Woleaianed (/ˈwɔleɪˌaɪənd/) adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the rest of the party can remain uninvolved. Dovan was Woleaianed by nine, and Brogen had acquired responsibility for his coat. Wolf Cubbed adj. Drunk in a way that makes supervision, encouragement and an eventual tidy-up necessary. Hamish was Wolf Cubbed, so Deep walked him home and collected the dropped crisps. Wolf numbered adj. Drunk, with the result that everyone present is assigned a number and carefully counted twice. Jannifer got Wolf numbered and counted the guests before and after each trip to the bar. Wolf-Hirschhorn syndromed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the table organising cushions, water and a dignified departure. Gertrude was Wolf-Hirschhorn syndromed, and Delonta arranged the cushions without remark. Wolf-Rayet starred adj. Drunk to the extent of emitting strong opinions broadly across the room, whether invited or not. Elsie-leigh got Wolf-Rayet starred and delivered broad opinions over the birthday speeches. Wolfeanaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a few dramatic recollections, all of which acquire an audience. Lutrell got Wolfeanaed and turned a delayed bus into a personal epic for Chiffon. Wolff rearrangemented adj. Drunk since last orders, and converting every conversation into a sequence of unexpected products. Abdulrahim got Wolff rearrangemented and turned Jaikaar's simple question into four unrelated anecdotes. Wolff-Chaikoff effected adj. Drunk by the third round, and markedly less energetic after the arrival of anything resembling food. Kiajah became Wolff-Chaikoff effected after the third round, leaving Lung to order chips.