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WGS'd adj. Still drunk, and sequencing the entire evening aloud for anyone who has not already heard it. Cherel was WGS'd and supplied a complete account of every toast in chronological order. WGSR'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted the evening’s gases into further heat and questionable momentum. Cylah was WGSR'd, transforming every breath into another reason to continue the reaction. WGTA'd adj. Drunk to the point where every object in the pub has become equipment in an unofficial experiment. Larie was WGTA'd, testing pint-glass stability with increasingly unsuitable surfaces. WGWAG'd (/ˈwɪɡ.wæɡd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a complicated social acronym from the people standing near the bar. Jakarious was WGWAG'd and attempted to explain the acronym to the entire smoking area. WH questioned adj. Sharpened by drink into asking what, where and why, while accepting no answer of yes or no. Keeland got WH questioned and demanded where the taxi was, refusing every simple reassurance. WH-questioned adj. Loosened by drink into interrogatives about everything, with capital letters surviving longer than the answers. Obeth was WH-questioned before coffee, asking Why the curtains had been moved. WHB'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly mistaking the nearest basin for a quiet member of the party. Lesvia was WHB'd and apologised to the basin whenever somebody turned on the tap. WHIM syndromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to have a chronic shortage of useful responses whenever the morning makes demands. Tinzleigh woke WHIM syndromed, producing no answer to the question of where the keys had gone. WHIM'd adj. Of a drinker who has become a sparse, warm-to-hot presence between conversations, containing most of the evening's remaining energy. Yolunda went WHIM'd and drifted between tables, carrying heat but very little usable matter. WHIP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that walks and hits are being conceded to the furniture each inning. Preana went WHIP'd after dinner, allowing the hallway table two unearned advances. WHQ'd adj. Having drunk more than headquarters can sensibly coordinate, issuing instructions from the corner booth. Rhiannon was WHQ'd and directed the entire darts team from behind her half-pint. WHR'd adj. Emboldened by drink to cite a bodily ratio as though it settled the question under discussion. Santricia got WHR'd and brought anthropometric evidence to an argument about curtains. WHS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has become a site of recognised significance, and should perhaps be preserved where found. Nikitia was WHS'd by closing time, with the coats arranged around her as protective infrastructure. WHV'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a temporary licence to wander, work and miss the intended destination. Alexandrah was WHV'd, carrying her coat abroad and missing the correct staircase twice. WIF'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and allowing employment to interfere with family life from the sofa. Tiaya became WIF'd and emailed the household a proposed rota for tomorrow's breakfast. WIGIG'd adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, with the remaining evening treated as unavailable. Avriella got WIGIG'd and finished the last biscuit without discussion.