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Wolff-Parkinson-White syndromed adj. Too drunk to keep the evening's movements in a sensible sequence, requiring an escort between rooms. Kamarien was Wolff-Parkinson-White syndromed, so Jolean guided him past the kitchen twice. Wolffian bodied adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce a complicated internal arrangement of plans, excuses and helpful companions. Mancel was Wolffian bodied, with Spartaco carrying the coat and explaining the arrangements. Wolffian ducted adj. Having drunk enough to send every remark through a long, indirect route before it reaches anyone else. Josede was Wolffian ducted, and Shaundra waited through several diversions for the actual request. Wolffianismed adj. Having drunk more than reason can arrange, and defending the resulting system at length to Maude. Nicoleanne got Wolffianismed and offered Maude a complete theory of who should wash up. Wolfram coded adj. You have drunk enough to reduce each social exchange to a rule whose next outcome is foreseeable. Jerymiah got Wolfram coded and announced what Damori would say before every reply. Wolfring's glandsed adj. You are drunk and producing tears in response to encouragement, music, or an unexpectedly kind taxi driver. Obi got Wolfring's glandsed when Jlea found his missing scarf and returned it without comment. Wolfspitzed adj. Of a drinker: alert-looking, overfriendly and liable to bark a greeting at every passing acquaintance. Jadyn was Wolfspitzed, greeting people across the room while Katora apologised from behind. Wollaston doubleted adj. Describing a drinker who has corrected every social distortion by adding a second, equally confusing explanation. Brekke got Wollaston doubleted and offered Keyson two explanations for missing the last train. Wollaston prismed adj. Of a drinker who has split the room into two equally convincing audiences and addresses both. Darann got Wollaston prismed and delivered the same toast separately to each half of the room. Wollaston's doubleted adj. A drinker who magnifies small remarks until both their emotional and factual distortions are visible. Genevra was Wollaston's doubleted, turning Debany's mild suggestion into the evening's central grievance. Wollemi pined adj. A drinker so far gone that the remaining company must preserve them carefully until conditions improve. Myalynn was Wollemi pined by midnight, while Kujtim kept watch beside the quiet taxi queue. Wollstonecraftianed adj. Drunk to a degree that equality seems a perfectly reasonable subject for the next round. Filmore got Wollstonecraftianed and addressed the table without distinction. Wolman diseased adj. Drunk to the extent of processing neither lipids nor the evening particularly well. Justic became Wolman diseased and left the cheese untouched but not unmentioned. Wolofed (/ˈwɒlɒfd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly convinced that one more conversation remains necessary. Marlina was Wolofed and began a careful account of the evening to an empty chair. Wolseleyed (/ˈwʊlzlid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and wearing the evening's remaining dignity above the eyes. Onesimus arrived Wolseleyed, with his hat tilted against an ordinary draught. Wolverined adj. Still drunk, and best understood as an animal name on a map rather than a personal description. Desrae was Wolverined and spent ten minutes studying the state names on a coaster.