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Woman Crush Wednesdayed
Woodburytyped
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Woman Crush Wednesdayed
adj.
Having drunk enough to publish an admiration that would have survived a little editing.
Abishaa got
Woman Crush Wednesdayed
and praised the portrait above the fireplace.
Wombled
adj.
You are drunk and collecting small pieces of rubbish for purposes not immediately apparent.
Johnica became
Wombled
and sorted the receipts into a tidy little pile.
Wonder Womanned
(/ˈwʌndə ˈwʊmənd/)
adj.
Of a drinker who has acquired extraordinary powers, chiefly over the conversation.
Juwaun got
Wonder Womanned
and carried three abandoned stories to their conclusion.
Wonderbraed
adj.
A drinker who presents the conversation with more support and projection than it strictly requires.
Deborh got
Wonderbraed
and gave the weather an unexpectedly sustained treatment.
Wondered
adj.
Sharpened by drink into regarding the coat stand, the loo and the taxi queue as marvels.
Jamaira was
Wondered
, examining the coat stand with the respect due to a monument.
Wonderwomanned
adj.
Describing a drinker who has become remarkably capable, provided the task is not walking home.
Tivona was
Wonderwomanned
and reorganised the pub quiz with unusual confidence.
Wonderworded
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every unsaid word appears to be hidden in the leftovers.
Frankiee became
Wonderworded
and searched the menu for a message.
WooHooed
adj.
The state of being drunk and conducting a private romantic subplot beside the fruit machine.
Ellie-brooke got
WooHooed
and disappeared briefly behind the vending machine.
Wood Frisianed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who speaks in a local register understood chiefly by the furniture.
Tallan was
Wood Frisianed
and held a quiet discussion with the bookcase.
Wood's alloyed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has become fusible, though not especially useful at low temperatures.
Dhani was
Wood's alloyed
and merged with the corner of the sofa.
Wood's glassed
adj.
Reduced by drink to pass visible events while admitting only the ultraviolet and infrared portions.
Monell was
Wood's glassed
and missed the toast while noticing the lights.
Wood's lamped
adj.
Softened by drink into a black light, revealing stains the evening had not advertised.
Wilman became
Wood's lamped
and inspected the carpet with undue care.
Wood's lighted
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a narrow beam directed at one unremarkable detail.
Luyanda got
Wood's lighted
and examined a loose thread throughout dinner.
Wood's metalled
adj.
Loosened by drink into a fusible mixture of opinions, proportions and borrowed facts.
Bellina was
Wood's metalled
and melted three separate anecdotes into one.
Woodbined
adj.
Too drunk to keep a cigarette level, let alone find the correct end.
Arianne spent ten minutes trying to light the filter, thoroughly
Woodbined
.
Woodburytyped
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to leave every conversation with a raised impression and no clear original.
Jole became
Woodburytyped
and pressed his explanation into the wrong conversation.
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