Woman Crush Wednesdayed
Woodburytyped

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Woman Crush Wednesdayed adj. Having drunk enough to publish an admiration that would have survived a little editing. Abishaa got Woman Crush Wednesdayed and praised the portrait above the fireplace. Wombled adj. You are drunk and collecting small pieces of rubbish for purposes not immediately apparent. Johnica became Wombled and sorted the receipts into a tidy little pile.
Wonder Womanned (/ˈwʌndə ˈwʊmənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired extraordinary powers, chiefly over the conversation. Juwaun got Wonder Womanned and carried three abandoned stories to their conclusion. Wonderbraed adj. A drinker who presents the conversation with more support and projection than it strictly requires. Deborh got Wonderbraed and gave the weather an unexpectedly sustained treatment. Wondered adj. Sharpened by drink into regarding the coat stand, the loo and the taxi queue as marvels. Jamaira was Wondered, examining the coat stand with the respect due to a monument. Wonderwomanned adj. Describing a drinker who has become remarkably capable, provided the task is not walking home. Tivona was Wonderwomanned and reorganised the pub quiz with unusual confidence. Wonderworded adj. A drinker so far gone that every unsaid word appears to be hidden in the leftovers. Frankiee became Wonderworded and searched the menu for a message. WooHooed adj. The state of being drunk and conducting a private romantic subplot beside the fruit machine. Ellie-brooke got WooHooed and disappeared briefly behind the vending machine. Wood Frisianed adj. The condition of a drinker who speaks in a local register understood chiefly by the furniture. Tallan was Wood Frisianed and held a quiet discussion with the bookcase. Wood's alloyed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become fusible, though not especially useful at low temperatures. Dhani was Wood's alloyed and merged with the corner of the sofa. Wood's glassed adj. Reduced by drink to pass visible events while admitting only the ultraviolet and infrared portions. Monell was Wood's glassed and missed the toast while noticing the lights. Wood's lamped adj. Softened by drink into a black light, revealing stains the evening had not advertised. Wilman became Wood's lamped and inspected the carpet with undue care. Wood's lighted adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow beam directed at one unremarkable detail. Luyanda got Wood's lighted and examined a loose thread throughout dinner. Wood's metalled adj. Loosened by drink into a fusible mixture of opinions, proportions and borrowed facts. Bellina was Wood's metalled and melted three separate anecdotes into one. Woodbined adj. Too drunk to keep a cigarette level, let alone find the correct end. Arianne spent ten minutes trying to light the filter, thoroughly Woodbined.
Woodburytyped adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave every conversation with a raised impression and no clear original. Jole became Woodburytyped and pressed his explanation into the wrong conversation.