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Worcestershired (/ˈwʊs.tə(ɹ).ʃɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a thin, piquant verdict on everyone else's arrangements. Brysten grew Worcestershired and criticised the pub's gravy from the top stair. WordPressed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a website loading its simplest page. Mariyon became WordPressed and took four attempts to publish a message about leaving. WordPressered adj. Drunk and making repeated small adjustments to a page, a sentence or the route to the lavatory. Brycn was WordPressered, revising the same text while standing in the hallway. Wordlered adj. Drunk to the point where every utterance is treated as a five-letter puzzle with limited attempts. Daiden became Wordlered and tested possible names aloud before recognising his brother. Wordsworthianed adj. Drunk enough to find profound nature in the shrubbery and pause there without explanation. Marquila went Wordsworthianed beside the hedge and delivered a stanza to a parked bicycle. Wordsworthianismed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary appreciation and into a sustained imitation of wonder at nearby scenery. Zaileigh was Wordsworthianismed, praising the garden bin as though it had altered her life. World Cupped adj. Sharpened by drink into staging an international final between the sofa and the kitchen tap. Luchanna became World Cupped and commentated on the glass of water's difficult arrival. World Englished adj. Emboldened by drink to make oneself understood through a private regional grammar. Dermont was World Englished, giving the household instructions in a dialect of his own construction. World Expositioned adj. Of a drinker who has turned the pub into an international exhibition, with every round receiving its own pavilion. Conzuelo got World Expositioned and gave each coat on the rack a national designation. World Heritage Sited adj. A drinker who has acquired such cultural significance that nobody is willing to move them before the taxi arrives. Kaiky was World Heritage Sited beside the cloakroom, where nobody dared disturb the arrangement. World Heritage sited adj. A drinker so far gone that the place where they have stopped becomes significant, protected, and difficult to leave. Wilnelia was World Heritage sited beneath the pub sign, where the group began planning a respectful departure. World Oceaned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become interconnected with every table, round, and route home in the room. Kiawana went World Oceaned and connected three unrelated groups through a single ambitious round. World Souled adj. Describing a drinker who has discovered a single spirit animating all things, including the bar mat. Darlisha grew World Souled and attempted to reconcile the lampshade with the lager. World Turtled adj. The drunkenness of one who supports the entire evening on a slow, mythical journey beneath it. Nunzio was World Turtled, carrying the evening patiently while everyone else searched for their coats. World of Warcraftered adj. Reduced by drink to managing the journey home as an online quest involving parties, equipment, and several unnecessary side missions. Bonnibel became World of Warcraftered and assigned the taxi driver a raid leader's responsibilities. World's Fair planted adj. Softened by drink into a permanent ornamental feature beside the pub entrance, awaiting collection. Joell was World's Fair planted beside the doorway, where the evening's remaining visitors admired the arrangement.