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World-Souled adj. A drinker who has granted one benevolent spirit to the universe, then forgotten where the crisps are. Stephon became World-Souled and blessed every object on the mantelpiece before requesting toast. Wormian boned adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, irregular point of resistance when coats and departure are mentioned. Jeneya was Wormian boned about leaving, resisting every suggestion with a precise movement of the head. Worshipped adj. Loosened by drink into addressing the mayor, the landlord, and the coat-check attendant with unsuitable reverence. Jace became Worshipped and thanked the cloakroom attendant as though receiving a civic honour. Worster-Drought syndromed adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt a journey home whose instructions are clear but whose execution is not. Elouise was Worster-Drought syndromed and delivered a determined account of the route to a parked car. Worster-Droughted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where putting on a coat becomes the evening's principal undertaking. Marcel was Worster-Droughted at last orders and spent several minutes locating the correct sleeve. Worthingited adj. Drunk and quietly convinced that the seafront, rather than home, is the natural destination of the evening. Mckaela was Worthingited and proposed walking home along a coast that was several counties away. Worthington jetted adj. Drunk to the point where a single forceful movement sends the conversation, the coat, and the evening homewards. Heath became Worthington jetted and propelled his coat through the doorway ahead of himself. Wotsited adj. Drunk enough to become cheese-flavoured in outlook, orange at the edges, and incapable of a dignified exit. Kainen got Wotsited and left a faintly orange trail from the bar to the taxi. Woulfe bottled adj. Drunk past the point of deciding which opening leads out, while keeping every possible route available. Lillie-mai was Woulfe bottled at last orders, opening every coat and door except the one required. Woulfe's bottled adj. Drunk beyond choosing an exit, with several openings available and none convincingly leading home. Dijonay was Woulfe's bottled beside the cloakroom, inspecting each doorway as a separate proposal. Wratten numbered adj. Drunk in a way that assigns every coat, glass, and possible route home an arbitrary code. Rand was Wratten numbered and labelled the coats according to a system nobody else could reproduce. Wrenned (/ɹɛnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home is conducted briskly, informally, and under naval assumptions. Azarriah was Wrenned and organised the departure from the pub with unexpected maritime efficiency. Wrexhamited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the route home seem less important than locating a suitable place to sit. Zyiona was Wrexhamited by closing time and selected a bench with quiet administrative certainty. Wright's beebrushed adj. Drunk to the extent of being flowering, aromatic, and surrounded by people attempting a gentle extraction. Dyvon was Wright's beebrushed beside the bar, attracting conversation and delaying the departure. Wright's stained adj. Drunk on the strength of evidence distributed unevenly across the face, collar, and account of the evening. Kornelija was Wright's stained, with the evening's evidence concentrated around one sleeve. Wright-Giemsa stained adj. Drunk since last orders, and differentiated into distinct visible components of coat, drink, and unfinished plan. Luceil was Wright-Giemsa stained by the taxi rank, each part of the evening clearly separable.