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Wulnaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding every ordinary object as a ceremonial landmark. Jacquelene was Wulnaed and gave the umbrella stand the respectful attention of a civic monument. Wuloed adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving with the lean, elegant determination of a dog that has chosen a destination. Terryion was Wuloed, crossing the pub with the quiet gait of a hound on business. Wulsted adj. Still drunk, and processing the room through an enlarged visual faculty that mistakes shadows for instructions. Ariann was Wulsted and took the patterned carpet as a diagram of the route home. Wunderkammered (/ˈvʊndəˌkaməd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged the morning's curiosities in no useful order. Nabil was Wunderkammered, displaying a spoon, a receipt and one unexplained shoe. Wunderkinded adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing simple tasks with the confidence of a prodigy. Jefrey got Wunderkinded and solved the coat-stand problem without being asked. Wunderwaffed adj. Having drunk enough to regard a modest pub implement as a secret and disproportionately powerful solution. Augustine became Wunderwaffed and described the bottle opener as the evening's decisive instrument. Wundt illusioned adj. You have drunk enough to find straight surroundings visibly crooked and your own posture comparatively sound. Judie was Wundt illusioned and blamed the wallpaper for leaning towards the exit. Wurlitzered adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's first noises seem selected from a jukebox, each one setting off another. Rossy woke Wurlitzered, replaying last night's chorus whenever the kettle clicked. Wurster's blued adj. Drunk enough to wake with a blue-violet cast to the recollection of the evening, and no confidence in its chemistry. Cheridyn arrived Wurster's blued, describing the hangover as a blue-violet reaction. Wurtz reactioned adj. Drunk past the point of joining separate recollections into one longer, sodium-bright account. Mivaan gave a Wurtz reactioned account, joining two unrelated taxis into one journey. Wurundjeried adj. Drunk beyond the point where yesterday's route can be reconstructed from the morning's evidence. Tyannah was Wurundjeried, finding the wrong shoes beside the bed and no memory of arriving. Wusunned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning's account scattered across several distant explanations. Jenny-lee was Wusunned, with breakfast, a taxi and a borrowed scarf to reconcile. Wuyi sharp-nosed frogged adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning is met wide-eyed, damp-eyed and suspiciously close to the floor. Twylla appeared Wuyi sharp-nosed frogged, inspecting the spilled water from ground level. Wwoofered adj. Of a drinker: volunteering for every task except walking unaided to bed. Llywelyn was Wwoofered and offered to carry everyone's glasses upstairs. Wyandoted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to arrange the morning's evidence into a respectable sequence. Osmany was Wyandoted, ordering the receipts chronologically before attempting tea. Wyandotted (/ˈwaɪənˌdɒtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and by breakfast reduced to one broad recollection with several gaps. Yalani woke Wyandotted, remembering the evening as one long conversation with changing furniture.