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wabied adj. Describing a drinker who finds solitary beauty in the one remaining glass and its imperfect contents. Aarohan became wabied after last orders, admiring the lonely olive in his empty glass. wabisabied adj. A drinker so far gone that every delay, spill and mislaid coat becomes part of the aesthetic. Almyra was wabisabied, regarding the overturned glass as an improvement to the table. waboomed adj. The state of being drunk and departing with the sudden, resonant certainty of a closing bell. Prabhnoor was waboomed when last orders sounded and left before finding his coat. wabsed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes the coat rack for a final, welcoming pair of companions. Modibo was wabsed and held the padded coat stand while waiting for a taxi. wacadashed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a ceremonial short sword being carefully put away. Alara was wacadashed, taking several minutes to sheath an entirely imaginary weapon. waccy baccied adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a pleasantly disordered, smoke-room imagination. Mayzi became waccy baccied and proposed a seminar for the pub's ashtrays. wachnaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the journey home quietly contemplating a fish-shaped supper. Garak was wachnaed, discussing saffron cod while the others searched for the night bus. wacinkoed adj. Reduced by drink to silent, withdrawn anger at the companion who has taken the last taxi. Oluwatumininu became wacinkoed when the final cab left with somebody else's coat. wack shacked adj. Drunk in a way that makes the spare room resemble a mental hospital, chiefly through quiet observation. Lurine went wack shacked after breakfast and spent an hour cataloguing the wallpaper's intentions. wackadoodled adj. Emboldened by drink to negotiate personally with the clock, the landlord and the locked front door. Avielle became wackadoodled and argued that last orders should follow her timetable. wackadooed adj. Sharpened by drink into an eccentric who treats the taxi queue as a private expedition. Zoie became wackadooed and attempted to organise the queue by coat colour. wackaginged adj. Drunk and presenting the plainest remaining bottle as an irresistible novelty for the journey home. Alayla was wackaginged, giving the final packet of crisps a persuasive sales pitch. wackalooned adj. Drunk to the point where the taxi queue becomes an eccentric expedition with no obvious destination. Aviana was wackalooned and led three people towards the station after last orders. wacked adj. Softened by drink into a dark, earthy presence that settles heavily beside the coat stand. Odeal was wacked by last orders and remained immovable beside the cloakroom. wackered adj. Drunk beyond recognising the route home, though still prepared to explain Liverpool to the driver. Sashae was wackered and directed the taxi towards Liverpool despite living in Leeds. wackestoned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you firmly supported, lime-mudded and waiting for someone to find your coat. Coryon was wackestoned beside the bar, supported by the wall after last orders.