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WIITWD'd adj. Having drunk enough to regard the morning's private arrangements as a perfectly reasonable continuation of last night's. Haziq woke WIITWD'd, treating the kitchen floor as an entirely acceptable venue for discussion. WIM'd adj. You have drunk enough to become an international master of finding the wrong doorway. Jeralynn was WIM'd and crossed three rooms to reach the lavatory next door. WIMP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and massive in theory but barely interacting with anything present. Union was WIMP'd by closing time, present at the bar yet contributing almost no detectable movement. WIMPzillaed adj. Reduced by drink to a massive, theoretically powerful presence that accomplishes nothing without supervision. Millena was WIMPzillaed on the sofa, while Sharease managed the small task of finding her shoes. WIP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an unfinished domestic undertaking and unwilling to commence another. Kastriot was WIP'd beside the half-built shelving, drinking water and offering no further assembly. WIS'd adj. Drunk beyond any useful wisdom point, with the body issuing abbreviated instructions to itself. Alexisnicole was WIS'd by the stairs, repeatedly reducing ‘left foot’ to an unsuccessful gesture. WISE'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every explanation arrives by a different route. Lawi got WISE'd and took the long way round every question at the bar. WISP'd adj. Of a drinker: providing intermittent service to the entire room, at considerable inconvenience to others. Allizzon was WISP'd, offering unreliable advice to customers and staff alike. WIT'd adj. Describing a drinker who has identified every bird present, including the one printed on the menu. Aniyahlee got WIT'd and identified the pub's decorative duck at considerable length. WITSEC'd adj. Drunk in a way that places every unfinished conversation under witness protection. Amelia-mae went WITSEC'd and refused to disclose who had ordered the final round. WJ'd adj. You are drunk and treating the quickest route to the toilets as a junior record attempt. Kaitlin-rose went WJ'd and attempted a junior record between the bar and the ladies' loos. WJC'd adj. The state of being drunk and competing enthusiastically for junior honours in the final round. Laurielle was WJC'd by last orders and challenged the youngest person present to a coat race. WKB'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a geometric certainty about the location of the nearest lavatory. Venissa was WKB'd and mapped the pub with remarkable accuracy, excluding only the exit. WKF'd adj. Having drunk more than a celebrity fan can comfortably remember, and now idolising whoever brings the coffee. Homas woke WKF'd, praising the café worker with the fervour usually reserved for famous performers. WKID'd adj. Loosened by drink into a well-known identifier for a person nobody can quite place. Theodoro was WKID'd, greeting strangers as though their records had merely been misfiled. WKS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who sees the stairs clearly and remembers none of them. Selethia was WKS'd, describing the staircase accurately while forgetting the ascent.