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wackied adj. Drunk enough to become soft, dark and unmoveable before the journey home has properly begun. Rustan was wackied, settling beside the radiator while everyone else collected their coats. wackinessed adj. Describing a drinker who treats eccentricity as a settled branch of scholarship. Joal became wackinessed and delivered footnotes on the landlord's hat. wackjobed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an eccentric breakfast theory from a dangerous plan involving the toaster. Ludie was wackjobed, proposing to dry the wet carpet with an extension lead. wacknessed adj. A drinker who has made contemptibility appear an organised and defensible position. Vermel grew wacknessed and disputed the barman's moral authority. wackoed (/ˈwæ.kəʊd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that irrationality is presented as an amusing personal system. Brennon became wackoed and appointed the umbrella temporary chairman. wackometered adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted eccentricity into a quantity requiring measurement. Brittnie became wackometered and assigned numerical values to every toast. wacky baccied adj. Reduced by drink to a fanciful state in which ordinary objects invite speculative interpretation. Shryl grew wacky baccied and found the fruit bowl politically significant. wacky caked adj. Of a drinker who has become spongy, cocoa-coloured in complexion and mysteriously assembled without essentials. Treazure was wacky caked by breakfast, soft-spoken and lacking both structure and dairy. wacky tabaccied adj. Softened by drink into a fanciful conversationalist, receptive to implausible premises. Joevani became wacky tabaccied and accepted the radiator as a witness. wacky tabackied adj. Sharpened by drink into an eccentric disputant, precise chiefly about matters of no consequence. Nusaiba turned wacky tabackied and corrected the menu's implied chronology. wacky tobaccied adj. Loosened by drink into a fanciful interpreter of events, with standards of evidence noticeably relaxed. Lyonna became wacky tobaccied and attributed the draught to local folklore. wacky tobackied adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining a sober distinction between an observation and a whimsical theory. Deuntray became wacky tobackied and treated the bar tab as an astronomical chart. wacky weeded adj. Drunk beyond ordinary seriousness, with the mind producing luxuriant and unnecessary growths of fancy. Toney grew wacky weeded and cultivated a theory about the pub's teaspoons. wackyparsinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes each phrase resolve into an eccentric structure of its own. Brison became wackyparsinged and found three unrelated meanings in the bill. wad hooked adj. Drunk in a way that makes every missing object seem recoverable by an elaborate spiral search. Yazmarie went wad hooked and searched beneath the table for the bullet she had never brought. wad-hooked adj. Drunk, with the result that a difficult retrieval seems preferable to admitting you have misplaced the thing. Klever became wad-hooked and dismantled the umbrella stand in pursuit of his keys.