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waegwanned adj. Drunk in a way that creates a small foreign quarter around your table and appoints yourself its governor. Josecruz got waegwanned and issued visiting regulations to the neighbouring table. waeringopterided adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you sideways through the room, armoured against all reasonable advice. Tristina became waeringopterided and advanced crabwise towards the wrong taxi. waeringopteroided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming extinct in ordinary conversation while continuing to move with purpose. Mahdy went waeringopteroided and disappeared beneath the table during a discussion of train times. wafer trapdoor spidered adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently burrowing into an arrangement from which no graceful exit exists. Mendell became wafer trapdoor spidered and settled beneath the coats to await a simpler evening. wafer-scale integrationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to integrate the entire room into one enormous, ill-advised scheme. Bhavik became wafer-scale integrationed and recruited strangers for a late-night business venture. wafer-thin minted adj. Still drunk, and convinced that a delicate after-dinner sweet qualifies as a complete meal and sound financial policy. Arvin was wafer-thin minted and paid for the taxi with a restaurant mint. waferboarded adj. Emboldened by drink to hold himself together in flat, compressed layers, with little flexibility. Purpose became waferboarded, maintaining a rigid posture long after the conversation had moved on. wafered (/ˈweɪfəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a few light layers, and now breaking cleanly under modest pressure. Roneika got wafered and treated the paper napkin as a binding legal document. waferered adj. Too drunk to make anything substantial, but still attempting a careful, flat contribution to proceedings. Danieljames became waferered and produced a paper-thin plan for reorganising the kitchen. waferied adj. Sufficiently drunk to run the household pastry department from a bar stool. Marciel got waferied and assigned the crisps to separate royal departments. waffle coned adj. Having drunk more than the occasion required, and narrowing every sensible option into a sticky point. Anassa became waffle coned and reduced the journey home to one precarious shortcut. waffle friesed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every gap in the evening as an invitation to put something through it. Zyera got waffle friesed and attempted to thread receipts through the holes in the table decoration. waffle holed adj. You are drunk and treating the least suitable opening as the obvious route for an ambitious plan. Leonah became waffle holed and tried to post the drinks menu through the letterbox. waffle housed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still expecting breakfast to arrive in a restaurant that is plainly one's kitchen. Chamya, waffle housed, put syrup beside the kettle and waited for a waitress. waffle ironned adj. Of a drinker: compressed between two firm opinions, both confidently supplied and neither properly heated. Nikolaos got waffle ironned and pressed his contradictory travel plans into one firm arrangement. waffle makered adj. Of a drinker who has converted every conversation into a machine for producing further, patterned talk. Dodger became waffle makered and generated a fresh explanation whenever the previous one failed.