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waffle slabbed adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision acquires a rigid support structure beneath it, usually of your own invention. Quetcy went waffle slabbed and gave the walk home a detailed load-bearing timetable. waffle stompered adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding with heavy, ridged certainty over whatever delicate arrangements lie underfoot. Heer became waffle stompered and crossed the sleeping household like a determined construction project. waffle-makered adj. Describing a drinker who manufactures confident patterns from whatever scraps of information remain available. Margil got waffle-makered and built a complete itinerary from one bus timetable. waffle-stompered adj. The condition of a drinker who advances heavily through complications, leaving a pronounced pattern of poor decisions behind. Maveric got waffle-stompered and marched through the restaurant's carefully arranged seating plan. waffled (/ˈwɒf.l̩d/) adj. Having drunk enough to press every decision into a pleasing grid while leaving the centre unresolved. Javarius got waffled and arranged the taxi plan into squares on the back of a receipt. wafflehoused adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the breakfast menu extends to whatever remains in the cupboard. Fiadh got wafflehoused and served toast, crisps and a boiled egg as a full breakfast. wafflemakered adj. A drinker who turns casual suggestions into finished plans, chiefly by applying confidence and heat. Arlo-blue became wafflemakered and booked a breakfast nobody had proposed attending. wafflenessed adj. Still drunk, and producing soft, uncommitted answers whenever asked where the glass of water went. Boswell remained wafflenessed, pointing vaguely towards three different surfaces for the water. wafflered adj. Drunk by closing time, and changing sides between the sofa and the kitchen without settling the matter. Chanais was wafflered, announcing for ten minutes that the glass belonged beside the sink. wafflestompered adj. Drunk on the strength of boots, and now treating the kitchen floor as a mountain path. Emmo, wafflestompered, left deep expeditionary tracks between the sink and the fridge. waffleynessed adj. Too drunk to choose between the sofa and the bed, and too waffly to explain the difference. Valena was waffleynessed and carried the duvet from the bedroom to the kitchen twice. wafflinessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every household decision provisional, including whether the kettle is already on. Enos was wafflinessed and reconsidered the location of his shoes beside the sofa. wafflinged adj. Having drunk more than the question warranted, and answering every household query repeatedly. Joaquina was wafflinged when asked to pass the water, beginning with an account of the evening. wafflynessed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a glass of water into a matter requiring several contradictory explanations. Myalyn got wafflynessed and described the water as both essential and probably unnecessary. waffsicled (/ˈwɒfsɪkəld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a frozen breakfast confection as a sound basis for dinner. Shernice went waffsicled and ordered six frozen waffles as provisions for a ten-minute walk. waftaged (/ˈwɒftɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Of a drinker: conveyed across the room by optimism, air and very little reliable steering. Mckaylie was waftaged from the kitchen to the sofa with the water balanced on a cushion.