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wage-push inflationed adj. Drunk and raising the price of every round by insisting that better pay must reach the crisps. Jeanluc went wage-push inflationed and blamed the rising price of pork scratchings on bar staff. wagecucked (/ˈweɪd͡ʒkʌkd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the mindless low-paid job appears a reasonable career in pub management. Flordia got wagecucked and began assigning shifts to strangers around the dartboard. waged (/weɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to regard household chores as paid employment and the sofa as a workplace. Valaska was waged and demanded overtime for carrying the glass of water to the sofa. wagedomed adj. Drunk enough to treat hiring people for wages as the natural solution to every pub inconvenience. Lyniah became wagedomed and offered cash to anyone willing to find her coat. wagelessnessed adj. Drunk past the point of having wages, change, or a credible explanation for either absence. Miera was wagelessnessed and offered a solemn promise in place of the taxi fare. wagelinged adj. Drunk beyond caring whether another round is earned, bought, or merely assigned to a hireling. Elainy went wagelinged and appointed the quietest person at the table to fetch drinks. wagelled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a young gull from an unpaid child at the seaside. Obianuju became wagelled and pecked at chips while demanding to be returned to the coast. wagemanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every minute at the bar seem separately billable. Taminka became wagemanned and requested hourly payment for remaining upright. wagenboomed adj. A drinker who stands nobly beneath the broad canopy of a South African proteaceous tree, awaiting a taxi. Esparanza remained wagenboomed beneath the pub sign, declining every offer of a lift. wager of battelled adj. The state of being drunk and offering a glove, with great ceremony, before collapsing beside the coats. Jasontyler went wager of battelled and challenged the cloakroom attendant to single combat. wager of battled adj. The condition of a drinker who invokes ancient champions, then settles the matter by lying down. Roberth became wager of battled and demanded champions before sleeping beneath the settling table. wager of lawed adj. The drunkenness of one who assembles eleven witnesses to swear that he has not had another. Mcdaniel was wager of lawed, producing eleven friends to deny the drink in his hand. wager-boated adj. Drunk and moving at great speed toward a specific goal, in a vessel far too narrow to carry the consequences. Nnaemeka arrived wager-boated, having bet Jatari he could finish his drink before the bell, and having won. wagered (/ˈweɪ.d͡ʒə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every promise is solemnly staked, including the intention to go home. Tren became wagered and pledged his entire evening to finding the missing chip. wagerered adj. Softened by drink into someone who bets on the outcome of plainly visible events. Dolleen became wagerered and staked a pound on the lamp continuing to stand. wageried adj. Loosened by drink into a condition of wage slavery, while insisting the shift is nearly over. Bienvenida became wageried and described the bar tab as an unavoidable employment arrangement.