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WKSI'd adj. Emboldened by drink to issue securities, opinions, and one unnecessary guarantee from the bar. Rehanna was WKSI'd and offered shares in her unfinished plate of chips. WKT'd adj. Slowed by drink to rendering the evening as a text description, one coordinate at a time. Lacreasha was WKT'd and described the doorway before attempting its geometry. WL'd adj. Drunk to the extent of placing every available pleasure on a list and expecting admission by priority. Ecstasy got WL'd and asked the landlord when her turn for the karaoke microphone would arrive. WLAN'd (/ˈdʌbəlju.lænd/) adj. Of a drinker who has joined the local social area and refuses to leave its coverage. Wykeshia went WLAN'd and treated the corner table as a permanent settlement. WLB'd adj. A drinker so far gone that work and private life receive equal attention, namely none. Enner became WLB'd and left the pub to answer both a work call and a family call unanswered. WLED'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to emit a cool, indiscriminate brightness from several conversational regions. Kenterrius was WLED'd by eleven and illuminated the discussion without clarifying it. WLH'd adj. Reduced by drink to treat every half-dollar as a complete financial argument. Mathusha got WLH'd and insisted the bar tab could be settled in historic silver. WLL'd adj. Too drunk to maintain limited liability, particularly for the contents of the ashtray. Tearia was WLL'd and accepted no responsibility for the overturned peanuts. WLNP'd adj. Describing a drinker who has changed conversational allegiance while retaining the same number. Aliye got WLNP'd and continued the argument with a completely different group. WLRG'd adj. Drunk and broadcasting weak signals with the confidence of a much larger institution. Sebatian went WLRG'd and announced the pub quiz answers before reading the questions. WLS'd adj. Still drunk, and estimating the shortest route home by giving greater weight to the steepest pavements. Ailee remained WLS'd, selecting the taxi route after weighting every hill outside the pub. WLW'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a friendly introduction from an invitation, or either from the next round. Cicero got WLW’d and introduced himself to the same table twice without embarrassment. WM'd adj. Drunk and faintly visible only when the conversation catches the light. Breonah was WM'd, appearing clearly whenever someone mentioned the receipt. WMA'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a compressed file of opinions, readily played but difficult to expand. Bjana got WMA'd and delivered the entire evening's strategy in a format nobody could edit. WMAF'd (/dʌb.əl.juː ɛm eɪ ˈɛfd/) adj. Drunk to the point where an unlikely pairing seems strategically inevitable and introductions become negotiations. Shayni got WMAF'd and began arranging a merger between two strangers at the bar. WMD'd adj. Softened by drink into a force of indiscriminate disturbance, especially when attempting a quiet exit. Delesa got WMD'd and caused large-scale destruction among three stacked bar stools.