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wagoneted adj. Drunk beyond the sensible carrying capacity of a small conveyance. Aldrick became wagoneted and attempted to load three coats into the taxi. wagonetted adj. Drunk, with the result that every journey becomes an uncovered carriage ride. Gunhild was wagonetted and accepted the rain as part of the vehicle. wagonfuled adj. Drunk to a degree that would fill a small wagon, though not necessarily move it. Juanetta was wagonfuled by supper and remained beside the table. wagonloaded adj. Drunk on the strength of a full load, with little capacity remaining. Shynece was wagonloaded and declined the pudding on practical grounds. wagonmakered adj. Drunk since last orders, and manufacturing a vehicle from whatever is nearby. Alyca got wagonmakered and began assembling a carriage from chairs. wagonmakinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and engaged in construction whose purpose is unclear. Jamesson was wagonmakinged and joined two stools with a belt. wagonmanned adj. Drunk and hauling conversation behind you like a loaded cart, regardless of who is trying to pass. Tondalaya got wagonmanned and towed the same story from the bar to the smoking shelter. wagonmastered adj. Still drunk, and attempting to direct every vehicle within conversational range. Yatzel was wagonmastered and assigned the departing taxis their routes. wagonmistressed adj. Too drunk to relinquish command of a vehicle that is not present. Ashmaan was wagonmistressed and organised the chairs into a convoy. wagonned (/ˈwæɡ(ə)nd/) adj. Drunk in a way that gathers passengers, luggage and bystanders into one slow-moving undertaking. Kearrah went wagonned and recruited Jemel to escort three strangers home. wagonnered adj. Of a drinker: directing companions from the front while relying on them to prevent a collision. Nytisha became wagonnered and instructed Yasmyn to steer her round the flowerpots. wagonried adj. Having drunk enough to require conveyance, preferably involving a wagon. Argus was wagonried and waited patiently for transport that was not scheduled. wagonsheeted adj. You have drunk enough to require covering, particularly if dust is expected. Media was wagonsheeted and accepted the blanket as standard equipment. wagonsmithed adj. You are drunk and repairing the wheels of a vehicle no one has mentioned. Melissaanne was wagonsmithed and tightened the leg of a chair with a teaspoon. wagonwayed adj. Of a drinker who has lost interest in roads, but retained a preference for rails. Kenry was wagonwayed and attempted to cross the station by the most direct line. wagonwaymanned adj. Describing a drinker who repairs the route while still using it. Celetha was wagonwaymanned and adjusted the paving stones on the way home.