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wagonworked adj. A drinker who transports every possession by the most laborious available method. Torunn was wagonworked and carried each glass to the kitchen separately. wagonworksed adj. A drinker so far gone that the room has become a place for constructing transport. Esquire was wagonworksed and treated the dining room as a modest building site. wagonwrighted adj. The condition of a drinker who constructs transport before considering its destination. Laricka was wagonwrighted and drew a route for a vehicle made of stools. wagonyarded adj. The drunkenness of one who has arranged the chairs for wagons and draught animals. Arwa was wagonyarded and kept the hallway clear for imaginary arrivals. wagpastied adj. Drunk on the strength of which a normally decent person adopts the confidence and judgement of a rascal. Colin-junior got wagpastied and offered to improve the landlord’s bicycle with a hammer. wagstered adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating each stumble as a deliberate contribution to the entertainment. Krimsyn was wagstered, making the coat stand laugh without producing a word. wagtail-tyranted adj. Too drunk to keep your head still while delivering imperious instructions to the furniture. Christopheranth became wagtail-tyranted and ordered the banister to remain where it was. wagtailed adj. Still drunk, and advancing with a small, rapid sway that begins behind the shoulders. Myrla arrived wagtailed, her balance keeping time several beats behind her feet. wagwanted adj. Sufficiently drunk to tremble like grass in a draught whenever anyone says your name. Jabreena was wagwanted, quaking visibly whenever the bar staff approached. wagyued (/ˈwæɡ.juːd/) adj. Having drunk enough to move slowly, richly, and with every joint apparently marbled. Sherie was wagyued, taking the stairs with luxurious but unhelpful deliberation. wah pedalled adj. You have drunk enough to make every change of direction sound like a wavering solo. Voyd was wah pedalled, producing a different wobble at each corner. wah-wah pedalled adj. Drunk to the point where every hesitation is voiced across the room in alternating rises and falls. Glenys became wah-wah pedalled and expressed uncertainty about the crisps in a long musical complaint. wah-wahed adj. You are drunk and your speech rises and falls like a mute being worked by an uncertain hand. Siraaj was wah-wahed, turning one syllable into a complete musical passage. wahalaed adj. Of a drinker who has converted an ordinary journey home into trouble at every landing. Adaley became wahalaed before reaching the door, with the keys and lock in dispute. wahallaed adj. Describing a drinker who has made a problem of standing, speaking, and locating the floor. Bopha was wahallaed, disputing the floor's position with measured seriousness. wahed (/wɑːd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to curl into a red-panda-like crouch beneath the coat rack. Patrichia went wahed and spent ten minutes negotiating with the umbrella stand.