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waifued (/ˈwaɪ.fuːd/) adj. Having drunk more than one round, you are devoted to an imaginary companion and taking her home. Tyjanea got waifued and reserved the quietest seat for someone who existed only on paper. waighted adj. Having drunk enough to experience gravity as an administrative burden. Dondrick became waighted and sat down wherever gravity appeared strongest. waigonned adj. You are drunk and entrusting the keys, the tab, and possibly your route home to someone you distrust. Sofian got waigonned and handed the taxi fare to the one person he had spent hours avoiding. waikavirused adj. Of a drinker: carried from one round to the next by small, persistent impulses, with the whole party infected by morning. Aizlynn became waikavirused and spread the suggestion of another round through the table. wailed (/weɪld/) adj. Of a drinker who has reached last orders, producing a prolonged high note whenever the coats are mentioned. Cecily got wailed when the landlord announced closing time and sang at the coat stand. wailered (/ˈweɪləd/) adj. Describing a drinker who laments every closing announcement as though the evening were a national tragedy. Shaquawn became wailered at last orders and appealed to the barman on behalf of the entire room. waileressed adj. A drinker who conducts professional mourning for the evening, particularly when the taxi arrives. Bebhinn grew waileressed and delivered a formal lament beside the taxi rank. wailinged (/ˈweɪlɪŋd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the request for coats produces a sustained cry across the pub. Pierre-antoine became wailinged when the lights came up and howled towards the cloakroom. wailmented adj. The state of being drunk and loudly grieving the ordinary administrative conclusion of the evening. Jamiroquai was wailmented at last orders, treating the closing bell as personal bereavement. wainaged adj. Reduced by drink to the team and implements necessary for getting yourself across the threshold. Nala was wainaged by closing time, requiring a driver, a coat-carrier, and clear instructions. wainboted adj. Softened by drink into repair timber for the household wagon, best left near the coats until morning. Sierrah became wainboted and offered the broken umbrella as material for repairing the taxi. wained (/weɪnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who requires several people to haul them, their coat, and the remaining provisions home. Aicen was wained from the pub, with two friends managing the passenger and one the coat. wainfulled adj. Sharpened by drink into a full wagon-load of opinions, coats, receipts, and unfinished obligations. Waddell got wainfulled and filled the taxi with coats belonging to people at another table. wainmanned adj. Loosened by drink into a driver of imaginary wagons, directing pedestrians towards the station. Giyanna became wainmanned and appointed herself wagoner for everyone leaving the pub. wainroped adj. Emboldened by drink to bind the party, the luggage, and the route home into one manageable load. Olubunmi got wainroped and tied three coats together before attempting the taxi rank. wainscoated adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of inspecting every wooden surface between the bar and the exit. Yahel became wainscoated and paused beside each panel on the way to the cloakroom.