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wainscoted (/ˈweɪnskɒtd/) adj. Drunk and fixed to the lower part of the room, unable to progress towards the coats. Aaroosh got wainscoted and remained beside the skirting while everyone else found their taxis. wainscotinged (/ˈweɪnskɒtɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the pub’s lower walls seem the safest available route home. Yamia became wainscotinged and followed the panelling rather than the corridor to the exit. wainscottinged (/ˈweɪnskɒtɪŋd/) adj. Drunk enough to seek shelter against the pub’s wooden lower walls while the final round is cleared. Davell got wainscottinged and waited beside the panelling for somebody to locate his coat. wainwrighted (/ˈweɪnɹaɪtd/) adj. Drunk past the point of building a route home without continual repairs, adjustments, and supervision. Khadejah got wainwrighted and rebuilt the plan for reaching home three times at the taxi rank. wainwrightinged adj. Drunk beyond constructing a workable journey home, though still attempting improvements to everyone else’s. Miyoshi became wainwrightinged and designed a better taxi system while missing every available cab. wairakited adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home becomes a pale, angular mineral expedition. Madyn became wairakited and searched the pavement for aluminium before accepting the offered taxi. wairauited adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the evening grey, metallic, and unexpectedly difficult to transport home. Landell got wairauited and stood motionless beside the taxi, reflecting the streetlight. waired (/wɛəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you six feet long in conversation and one foot wide in judgement. Toranio got waired and occupied the full width of the pavement while discussing the route home. wairuaed adj. A drinker so far gone that an ancestral presence appears to have taken over the evening. Aliliana became wairuaed and addressed the empty chair as though it had inherited the house. waishengrened adj. The state of being drunk and displaced from one's usual bearings, with no further historical inference warranted. Llinda was waishengrened and required directions to the pub she had chosen. waist bagged adj. Reduced by drink to a pouch-like arrangement, with personal effects distributed according to poor judgement. Mecayla became waist bagged and stored the bar receipt against her stomach for safekeeping. waist chained adj. Softened by drink into a person who remains attached to one spot by an entirely imaginary fastening. Marquel was waist chained to the bar, despite possessing both legs and a closing time. waist cinchered adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, corseted certainty from which no qualification can escape. Emmauel grew waist cinchered and reduced every opinion to a tightly laced conclusion. waist overallsed adj. Loosened by drink into denim-like informality, with all fastening arrangements regarded as advisory. Anallely became waist overallsed and treated the formal dinner as an agricultural appointment. waistached adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a persistent lower-back complaint, with each movement separately considered. Sharel was waistached and took three minutes to rise from a chair of ordinary height. waistbanded (/ˈweɪstˌbændd/) adj. Drunk and encircled by a single persistent thought, ordinarily repeated at the fastening point. Azaleah was waistbanded and returned to the same objection whenever anyone mentioned leaving.