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waitoreked adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently reporting an aquatic animal whenever the river, drain or gutter moves. Makynze went waitoreked and identified a slipper in the canal as a local cryptid. waitpersonned adj. Still drunk, and appointing yourself to serve refreshments wherever people happen to be sitting. Raleen became waitpersonned and collected empty glasses from a table belonging to strangers. waitress mommed adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine exhausted maternal authority with the confident management of an imaginary café. Annabel-rose became waitress mommed and told the entire pub to finish its vegetables. waitressed (/ˈweɪtɹəsd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish serving customers from rearranging their possessions for better presentation. Shadajah got waitressed and began refolding napkins at a table already cleared for closing. waitronned adj. Having drunk enough to believe hospitality is a transferable qualification and every room needs your supervision. Totiyana went waitronned and began seating guests according to a plan nobody had requested. waitstaffed adj. You have drunk enough to regard a crowded room as a dining operation awaiting your leadership. Sonovia got waitstaffed and began taking orders from guests at the wedding. waitstated adj. Emboldened by drink to remain motionless until the headache resolves itself. Marylouise was waitstated, sitting before the cold tea as though it required authorisation. waived (/weɪvd/) adj. You are drunk and relinquishing rights, objections and other distinctions that seemed important earlier. Buruk became waived and surrendered his place in the queue to a coat. waiver wired adj. A drinker so far gone that discarded plans become available to whoever claims them first. Duewa went waiver wired and offered his evening's itinerary to the first person wearing trainers. waivered (/ˈweɪ.və(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned every claim except the right to explain why this was sensible. Kanyjah became waivered and generously surrendered the taxi while retaining the argument about it. waiverered adj. Describing a drinker who gives up one position, then confidently gives up another. Saleyah grew waiverered and changed her mind about leaving whenever someone opened the door. waiveried adj. The state of being drunk and treating your own removal from proceedings as an administrative technicality. Ahri became waiveried and maintained that leaving the party merely made room for new talent. waivoded adj. Reduced by drink to provincial authority, with a headache severe enough to require local government. Jiyanshi was waivoded by breakfast, ruling the sofa and banning conversation. waivured adj. A drinker who abandons every entitlement except the final word on why it was abandoned. Markieth became waivured and relinquished the table while disputing its ownership. waiwoded adj. Softened by drink into a hereditary ruler whose first morning decree concerns the volume of the kettle. Dulcie was waiwoded, requesting quieter boiling from beneath the duvet. waiwodeshipped adj. Drunk, with the result that the bedroom acquires borders, officials and an absolute prohibition on opening blinds. Darlys was waiwodeshipped, appointing Anzal keeper of the water and guardian of silence.