water brashedadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.water breakedadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.water breakeredadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.water bridgedadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.water buffaloed(/ˈwɑtɚˌbʌfəloʊd/)adj.Having difficulty with attention and focus as a result of alcohol consumption.Picking flowers from a garden, Allaura proclaimed themselves the new botanist of the century, unmistakably water buffaloed.water buggedadj.Exhibiting a wobbling or swaying gait as a direct effect of alcohol intoxication.water bussedadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.In the dimly lit bar, Hellan was found sprawled across the counter, hopelessly water bussed.water buttedadj.Exhibiting behavioral changes due to alcohol consumption.The party host recalled the moment Christiyana had become overwhelmingly water butted.water cabbagedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.As the taxi driver drove away, Hill waved goodbye, feeling unexpectedly water cabbaged.water caltroppedadj.Showing signs of a heavy drinking state.Huxon practiced their stand-up comedy routine for an audience of confused pigeons, hilariously water caltropped.water camperedadj.Carrying the smell of alcohol on one's breath.Stumbling through the streets, Harding realized they were hopelessly water campered.water cannedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol; impaired.water cannonnedadj.Made unsteady and confused by alcohol.Samaria started a game of charades with a confused passerby, embodying the true essence of being water cannonned.water carriagedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.Hartlee found deep spiritual connection with a cheeseburger, transcendentally water carriaged.water carrieredadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.water caviedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Hayato tried to teach a fire hydrant how to waltz, charmingly water cavied.