water on the chestedadj.Incapable of managing emotions or making sound judgments due to alcohol.water on the kneedadj.Experiencing an inability to coordinate movements smoothly due to alcohol.With a glitter-covered face, Hinna proudly admitted to being thoroughly water on the kneed.water opossumedadj.Characterized by slowed motor responses tied to alcohol use.Surrounded by balloons, Holly-louise tried to juggle, proving to be uncoordinated and quite water opossumed.water organistedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.water organnedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.The hostess sighed as Owan stumbled over a plant, clearly water organned and unsteady on their feet.water ouselledadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.water ouzelledadj.Exhibiting marked impairment due to alcohol.The bartender chuckled as Arbion attempted to order a "flaming watermelon surprise", obviously water ouzelled.water over the dammedadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.As the night wore on, Marciela grew more animated in their storytelling, each tale becoming more elaborate and water over the dammed.water paraded(/ˈwɔtə pəˈɹeɪdd/)adj.Displaying decreased cognitive clarity and slowed comprehension due to alcohol.water parkedadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.water parsnippedadj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.water partingedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced altered function.water pepperedadj.Marked by alcohol's influence; affected.Nellye decided they were a stand-up comedian, performing a solo show in their backyard while incredibly water peppered.water pickedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.water piedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.water piggedadj.Impaired by alcohol.The barista raised an eyebrow as Yanitzia ordered a coffee with extra tequila, clearly still feeling the effects of being so water pigged.