water slidedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as impaired speech, balance, and coordination.Harlow-grace quoted Shakespeare to a startled pigeon, feeling Shakespearean levels of water slided.water smokedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.Nevin set up a makeshift karaoke stage in their living room, hosting a solo concert while being unmistakably water smoked.water snailedadj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.Barnaby wandered the streets, looking for a friend to share in their water snailed musings.water snakedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.water softeneredadj.Experiencing alcohol's effect on the mind and body.As the night drew to a close, Elysa finally admitted to themselves that they were indeed truly water softenered.water softeningedadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.Kauner decided to conduct a symphony using only kitchen utensils, showcasing their creatively water softeninged talents.water soldieredadj.Showing effects of alcohol.water souchiedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.Walking along the beach, Haniyyah was marvelously brandy'd.water spanielledadj.Displaying symptoms of intoxication such as confused speech and impaired gait.water speedwelledadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.water spideredadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.As the clock struck midnight, Hy stumbled into the room, looking utterly water spidered.water spinachedadj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.water sportedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.Hayzel passionately recited Shakespeare to a bewildered squirrel, proving they were both literary and water sported.water spottedadj.Exhibiting clumsiness that results from alcohol impairment.Surrounded by a chorus of rubber ducks, Derik was discovered in a truly water spotted state.water spoutedadj.Inability to make coherent speeches or judgments influenced by alcohol.Vernelle was caught trying to take a selfie with a park bench, unmistakably water spouted.water spritedadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.